So - What Have We Got To Look Forward To?
Blimey O'Riley - 2009. That's Two Thousand And Nine. Twenty-Oh-Nine. Two-Kay-Nine.
Nope, no matter how you say it, it doesn't sound any better. Come May, I'll have been on this planet for forty-six years, and it feels like four hundred and six.
But at least I'm still here, still doing what I want to do, and not having too bad a time of it.
So what do we have to look forward to in 2009? In an on-topic kind of sense, that is... Oh, and cut me a bit of slack in that I'll be catching up with new movies when the DVDs/ Blurays come out rather than dragging myself down to the Kingdom of the Orcs that is our local Odeon.
Off the top of my head, I'm looking forward to Quantum Of Solace, out in March on shiny disc. I would be looking forward to Get Smart the movie, but I nailed the Region Free Bluray before Xmas and Loved It.
Yet to be released, I'm coming round to The Spirit. I was a bit wary because it seemed to be more like Frank Miller had confused The Spirit with The Shadow from the publicity, but I'm willing to give it a look.
Provided Fox and WB get their heads banged together and the court case is sorted for a release of the movie, I'm quite taken by The Watchmen, which like The Spirit appears to have an abundance of superheroines in fetish gear.
What else is going on?
Nope, no matter how you say it, it doesn't sound any better. Come May, I'll have been on this planet for forty-six years, and it feels like four hundred and six.
But at least I'm still here, still doing what I want to do, and not having too bad a time of it.
So what do we have to look forward to in 2009? In an on-topic kind of sense, that is... Oh, and cut me a bit of slack in that I'll be catching up with new movies when the DVDs/ Blurays come out rather than dragging myself down to the Kingdom of the Orcs that is our local Odeon.
Off the top of my head, I'm looking forward to Quantum Of Solace, out in March on shiny disc. I would be looking forward to Get Smart the movie, but I nailed the Region Free Bluray before Xmas and Loved It.
Yet to be released, I'm coming round to The Spirit. I was a bit wary because it seemed to be more like Frank Miller had confused The Spirit with The Shadow from the publicity, but I'm willing to give it a look.
Provided Fox and WB get their heads banged together and the court case is sorted for a release of the movie, I'm quite taken by The Watchmen, which like The Spirit appears to have an abundance of superheroines in fetish gear.
What else is going on?
Your Opinions and Comments
The much talked about Tom Cruise/WW 2 flick Valkyrie is out 23/01
Gran Torino (possibly Clint Eastwood's last acting role) is slated for 20/02
Watchmen is currently pencilled in for 06/03
Dragonball (10/04) could go either way...
Valkyrie looks interesting.
Dragonball - I still find anime and stuff based on anime an acquired taste.
Gran Torino - another one I'm not sure about.
Not much I'm looking fwd to movie-wise. Most seem over convoluted, over bloated and as dull as dishwater. Am I really alone in thinking 'Dark Knight' was predictable, long-winded and dreary? (Just like the POC franchise....sorry Mark!) And the prospects of 'Quantum' makes me yawn...I'll bet it's a pretty predicatble re-tread of the not bad 'Casino Royale'. Frost I found unbearable at the time and still have a Nixon/Agnew support badge in a collection somewhere (I got it as a kid in the US) and find that part of political history painful. So not looking fwd to that one.
Watchmen was a fun book and may turn into a fun movie (I liked V for Vendetta much more than I thought I would) so I'll wait and see.
There's more inevitable dispapointment to come with an A-Team movie, a 'Donnie Darko' sequel, a World of Warcraft movie (I kid you bloody not) and another Terminator movie. Gawd save us!!
I agree a lot of current blockbusters are convoluted and bloated, and some are dull as ditchwater, but they're not aimed at discerning, mature moviegoers and media professionals. They're aimed at dumb f*ckers like me.
There's not a hell of a lot you can do with the Batman franchise to stop it being predictable. It's the nature of the beast. You could bend it out of all recognition (if your name was Frank Miller and you had a death wish), but then it would probably stop being Batman. I thought as a reboot of the franchise (remember I haven't seen Batman Begins properly) it worked very well and Heath Ledger's Joker is going to take some performance to erase.
When I take delivery of Quantum, I'm going to watch Casino Royale directly before it and treat both pictures as one long one. I thought CR was a better picture than I'd expected, but I still feel that the Bond team have gone too far divorcing themselves from the previous movies. If there's one franchise doesn't need a reboot, it's 007, but what it does need is somebody who can come up with the bonkers plots of old.
A-Team movie - I pity the fool who came up with that one. Which reminds me - Duffy uses that line in her "Rain On Your Parade" single. Miss BA Baracus, perhaps?
Donnie Darko - haven't seen the original, won't see the sequel.
World of Warcraft - I've seen an ad for the game with Ozzy Osbourne going on about being the Prince of Darkness since 1979, then in games footage the Devil erupts out of the ground, points a sword at Ozzy and roars that there is only one Prince of Darkness. Sharooooooonnnnn!!!
Terminator: Whatever - Can't call it Terminator 4 or the director gets really upset according to Total Film. Meh.
Call it a chick flick, but I kind of like the look of Bride Wars with Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway.
Oh, and Inkheart looks fun as well.
'Bride Wars' might be fun. I won't expect much from Inkheart though....always difficult condensing a 600 page book into two hours. Still - I shouldn't judge until I've seen 'em I spose.
And on a brighter note I feel sure there'll be some unexpected pleasantries ahead. Just can't see too many likely prospects on the slate. (sigh)
Having said that, I completely avoided 'Get Smart' as I loved the TV Series as a kid and didn't want to spoil it ala The Saint / The Avengers et al. I'll check it out now if you you liked it as I know you're a fan of the original series too. I did see a clip with some beaded curtains coming undone that made me laugh aloud so maybe it will be just what the doctor ordered.
The A-Team film is surely destined for epic fail status...
I've been reading the new issue of Total Film and suddenly I'm not sure about Watchmen - one of the characters is supposed to kill a pregnant woman and rape another. I know "genre" is supposed to be a dirty word these days, but....