Friends Series 1, Disc 3 (UK)

As I'm finding it very difficult to write something original about each episode… and I'd find it even more difficult to rates the episodes in some kind of order, I'm going to cop out ever so slightly. Basically I love Friends - it's a fantastically funny show, and if you enjoy it - buy it on DVD because they are very re-watchable. For a more technical side - see the Season 1 box set review. but for the individual discs I'm just going to highlight my favourite quote from each episode.

17: The One With Two Parts, Part 2
MR. GELLER: I tell you one thing, I wouldn`t mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here`s a tomato that looks like a prune, I`d `a` said "get out of my office!"

18: The One With All The Poker
Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn`t look happy...

19: The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
Joey: Hey, I don`t need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there`s a little nudity.

20: The One With The Evil Orthodontist
PHOEBE: You cook naked?
JOEY: Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters

21: The One With The Fake Monica
Rachel: Let`s just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.

22: The One With The Ick Factor
JOEY: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
MONICA: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. `Help, come quick, they´re still extinct.`

23: The One With The Birth
ROSS: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

124: The One Where Rachel Finds Out
JOEY: That`s good, just keep rubbing your head. That`ll turn back time.