Info and forum posts by 'noob'

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Joined on: Monday, 17th April 2006, 10:47, Last used: Tuesday, 21st September 2010, 23:03

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This user has posted a total of 365 messages. On average, since joining, this user has posted 0.05 messages a day, or 0.37 messages a week. In the last 30 days, this user has posted 0 messages, which is on average 0 messages a day.

Recent Messages Posted:

RE: Official Beer Watch Thread

sainsburys is pretty cheap at the moment

RE: Any mechanics in the house

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I wouldn`t trust Kwik Fit to be able to distinguish the boot from the bonnet.

snaps is right, take it to a real garage, it might be that your brake discs are warped. this is quite common thee days.

RE: Toilet Paper Habits?

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Further to that, I believe that when it hangs on the roll, it should hang on the side furthest from the wall, not going down the wall.

you sir have seemigley taken my side in the eternal batte against those who prefer the opposite way to hang their bathroom tissue, thusly i shall grant you 3 whishes :D

RE: Need car brake repair help please

i would suggets a slide hammer if you canget hold of one. if not try levering it off with a breaker bar or anything else long and metal

RE: Memory Lane - UK Ice Lollys

i liked the lemon and coke Mickey Mouse ice lollys :D

RE: help please?

got it working, thank you =]

help please?

i am trying to find a super nintendo emulator for my computer, i have found emulators but no games that work on them. anyone help please?

RE: The winner of this year`s Darwin Award is...

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"A loud pop was heard from the student`s room,"


did make me giggle :D

RE: Nice bit o` video if you`re bored...

Alfie Noakes, as in Alfie the musician that is playing at the star on friday and sunday?!? :o
you are brilliant. loved your set last time

bloody facebook

some nibbler has been posting my account name on a site so now i have a load of people trying to get into my account, any tips on how to keep the buggers out? >:(

RE: What books are you reading now, if any?

`the pig that wants to be eaten` by Julian Baggini

RE: im back

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Did`nt you used to have an emo\Phill Oakey hairstyle style pic.


indeed i did, sorted that out now :p

im back

fluff-n-stuff had told me i was missed so i have returned, i am now no longer a noob. so hows everyone been?

glitter blindness?

has anyone ever in the history of the world been blinded by glitter?
i have a completly irrational fear of it and wonder if it has ever actually happened? :/

RE: tattoo date question...

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dont like the idea of just trusting the tattoo artist


so you dont like the idea of trusting the person that is going to permenently draw a picture on your body that you cant change? dont see the logic you are working on there :p

heat of food/whats that fish?

hello, i havent posted in well over a year now.
i am curious as to why it is that people prefer food hot, is it something in the brain that tells you that cold things are bad or what, can someone please explain it to me
also i am currently eating special fried rice and it has a tiny fish in it but i dont know if it is a prawn or a shrimp, do any onf you know?
many thanks, james (fluff_n_stuff`s brother)

This item was edited on Thursday, 29th January 2009, 21:52

RE: future

i`d love to do that but thats not really a career

RE: future

yes but more people will read it so i am more likely to get help :D
it has occured to me that i didnt mean guitar tech i meant someone who repairs and modifies guitars, not nesecerally a luthier but fixing them

This item was edited on Sunday, 7th September 2008, 20:56

future

can any one help me and tell me what i would need to study at college to become a guitar technician and if that will provide a decent career that i can live off. been playing for 8 years and would love to spend all day fiddling with them, love fixing things and i cant think of a better thing to fix. any help much appreciated

RE: Is this a scam??

if you didnt enter a contest and they have just randomly phoned you it is definatley a scam, you never get something for nothing

RE: my first bit of ink

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is it actual branding?,


yep, it is. me and my friend sthought it would be a good idea if two of us got branded with a red hot poker we made ourselfs, we steralized everything and it came out as a clean scar, it hurt but it was fun. :D

RE: Any musicians offer some advice

the epiphone lp special is a very good indtrument for only £100 but you would need to get an amp, you can get a marshall mg10cd for aroudnd 50 and the two make a fairly good combonation.

i have been playing for around 8 years and i currnetly have a dean dime-o-flage, epiphone sg 400, a 1955 martin d28 that has been passed down trhough my family, around 4 really crap acoustics and a guiar i built my self called ` the gimp`. for amps i have a zack wylde signiture mini sc=tack and the mg10cd i mentioned.for effects i use a zoom 505 and a digitec d12.

if you are only just starting out eko are quite cheap so you dont loose too much money if you decide you dont want to play or you dont have time.
guitar does take a lot of time and effort to learn.
best of luck, hope you get good.

This item was edited on Monday, 2nd June 2008, 15:12

who would you be if you could?

if you could be one person for one day, dead or alive, in whatever period of their life who would you be and why?

i`d be Matt Heafy from trivium when they had just started getting big so i could hear people chanting my name at shows and get to live the life of a metal legend and he is an amazing guitarist.

RE: What makes you cringe???

i cant even be in the same room as polysterine or cotton woll and have a phobia of glitter.
i hate the sound of that magic foam/rubber type stuff you get in the top of some board games rubbing against smooth metal, it makes me feel sick. and that towel thing

RE: HELP!!!! i need you

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Why does it have to be a boy?


because if a girl does the screaming thing it scares me and we need a deeper manly tone for our songs. nothing sexist just a girl can`t really do what we would need her to.

HELP!!!! i need you

me and my band have been looking for a singer and guitarist (rythm) for a rock/metal band for nine months and there is nobody that will do it, if you live in the eastbourne area or furher away and can travel please please please mail me or reply to this message, we are looking for a males around 15-19 and they need to be confident and skilled, please help me

RE: what songs do you want to hear?

preferbly rock and country type stuff and maybe blues but not too clean and light

This item was edited on Monday, 7th April 2008, 19:26

what songs do you want to hear?

i am wondering if you could tell me, if you saw a band live what would you like to hear? what songs are classics and do you still love to hear no matter how much they are played? i am trying to create a good set list for a band that i recently have taken managememt of and would apritieate any comments about songs that are vital for a band to play......
thank you

RE: Guitar, Drum newbies........

you may have used the wrong guage strings for you guitar, i had this problem a while ago.
take it to the guitar shop and the magic guitar pixies will tell you the right guage for you.