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Dear (IT) Technical Support:

I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the
new program began unexpected child processing
and also took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. This wasn`t mentioned in the product
brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system
initialisation where it monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out
2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the
system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always
fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I
cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
whilst attempting to run any of my favourite
applications. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn`t work on this
program.

Can you please help.

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Reply from Technical Support

Dear ,

This is a very common problem resulting from a
basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0
is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be
able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do
this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or
purge the program files from the system once
installed. Some people have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with
even more problems. (See in manual under limony/Child Support and
SolicitorsFees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
keep it installed and deal with the difficulties
as best you can. When any faults or problems
occur, whatever you think has caused them, you
must run the C: I APOLOGISE program and avoid
attempting to use the *Esc-key. It may be
necessary to run C: I APOLOGISE a number of times
but hopefully eventually the operating system will
return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high
maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get
the most out of it consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates
5.0. Do not under any circumstances install
Secretary (Short Skirt version)as this is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and the
system will almost certainly crash.

Regards,
Technical support

This item was edited on Thursday, 8th August 2002, 06:42