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I`m so sick and tired of that crap `Clean me` writing on the back of dirty vans. Do these people still think that`s funny?

Anyhoo, what`s the best bit of graffiti on a van that`s actually made you smile? I drove a van for a living for 3 years and the funniest ones were..

I wish my wife was as dirty as this... (written underneath) she is, just not with you..

I`ll clean it tomorrow.

Do not wash, organisms evolving/seeds planted

actually, it`s supposed to be this colour..

This item was edited on Sunday, 9th March 2003, 00:56

Just yesterday I saw a lorry with this written on the back

"f*** f*** f***ity f***"

How amusing :-¦

Hows my driving call 0800 f*ckyou (well it made me laugh)

Does the van have to be white? I`ve seen some good ones on other colour vans.

I passed one the other day, it read....`Doctor Martins..the best of British boots`, I had to laugh.

Had to laugh a while ago when I saw this scribbled in the dirt - www.dirtyvan.co.uk
but I`ve just had a look and its a real site!

any colour you like, as long as it`s funny...

Sorry to broaden it to any grafitti, but I still remember a great phrase that appeared on a wall in Tottenham:

"Ken Dodd`s dad`s dog`s dead"

Don`t know what it means, but all the apostrophes were in the right place (so a greengrocer didn`t do it), and it still makes me smile to think of it.

We had an anti war protest in Sheffield yesterday, and amongst the traffic which had to stop for the march was a large dirty white van. The driver was making the w***er gesture to us, so a few people wrote "No War!" on the van as they walked past.

I thought it was amusing, anyway.

Hodge

http://www.hodges-soapbox.org.uk

This item was edited on Sunday, 9th March 2003, 10:31

In the eighties I saw one that said, "ET come back my geraniums are fading!"

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Hey RichardH !
I used to see that scrawled around too, stuck in my head for some reason. I thought that they may have been a band or something. Puzzling.