Page 1 of Britain`s Laziest Men

Did anyone watch this last night, are these people for real?

I felt a bit sorry for the chap who slept in the pub with his dog he seemed more broken hearted than lazy. The guy who owned his own pub, you cannot blame him really as his mother in law did all the work for him and he paid everyone else to do his jobs for him so why not get up a one and go play golf. The guy who had his wife wash and dry his hair and turn the tv over for him was a real nasty piece of work and a right lazy bastard if that was my dad treating my mum like that I would kick his arse.

I didn`t see it, the wife wasn`t in to switch on the TV for me

Letting a woman near the remote? Are you insane? You might end up having to watch Eastenders or Coronation Street!

I didn`t get to see it, I was re-cladding the roof, doing a bit of pointing, hosing the backyard down, watering the plants, cooking tea, washing up, doing the laundry and servicing the missus` sexual needs.

If you believe that....

Nick