Page 1 of Star Wars Episode VII

Luke travells back in time takes Annakins Mom and the Fens rule thw universe

Eh?

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does not compute......

does compute, but only if you speak Swahili

More like it`d be (if it ever gets made!):
Star Wars - Episode VII: Rise of the Merchandising!

Luke Skywalker, now an OAP, battles to save the Star Wars universe against the evil tyrant Lord Lucas and stop his evil plans to turn everything into fake CGI and cunning new toy/computer game selling opportunities!!!

He fails...

The End!

Hey, call me cynical! :)

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Steven Wemyss

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"Computer games don`t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we`d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989

You`re a cynical bastard ;-)

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I`ve actually head, albeit on a very thin and weak grapevine, that if 7, 8 and 9 do get made, that most of the original cast will be in it.

EDITED OUT

I must have taken something I shouldn`t have last night ;-)

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This item was edited on Monday, 16th June 2003, 12:04

yeh, i herd that he always menr to make 9 filems a nd thast he onlu got the m,onery dopf yththet aforsdt six filrm, but that hjtey woul;d opn;lyu fnace the most money-meksinhg filmes. so he masd ehte new hope fiolm and that made the monet for theopthetrr two films, than he waitted for jurassibv [park whioch tiold him yhe special effects wer ready fot er new films ghe wanyed to make...

(tell me when I`ve overdone it..)

You`ve overdone it.

J Mark Oates

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