Page 1 of A Bit Of A Funny.

Well i had a chuckle anyway.

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available;
> > a Brand new
> > Ferrari 550. It costs him £200,000. He takes it out for a
> > spin and stops at
> > a red traffic light.
> >
> > An old man on a moped pulls up next to him. The old man
> > looks over the
> > sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car have you got
> > there, son?"
> >
> > The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550 - it cost 200
> > thou!!"
> >
> > "That`s a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it
> > cost so much?"
> >
> > "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states
> > the young dude
> > proudly.
> >
> > The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> >
> > "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his
> > head in the
> > window and looks around.
> >
> > Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That`s
> > a pretty nice
> > car, all right ... but I think I`ll stick with my
> > moped!!"
> >
> > Just then, the light changes to green so the guy decides
> > to show the old
> > man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 15
> > seconds the
> > speedometer reads 160 mph.
> >
> > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
> > seems to be getting
> > closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
> > suddenly,
> > whooooooosssshhhh! Something whips by him, going much
> > faster!!! "What on
> > earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young
> > man asks himself.
> >
> > He floors the accelerator again and takes the Ferrari up
> > to 200 mph. then,
> > up ahead of him, he sees that its the old man on the
> > moped. Amazed that
> > the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more
> > gas and passes the
> > moped at 210 mph.
> >
> > Whhhhooooooosssssshhhh!!!
> >
> > He`s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and
> > sees the old man
> > gaining on him again.
> >
> > Astounded by the speed of this old guy he floors the
> > accelerator and takes
> > the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds
> > later, he sees the
> > moped bearing down on him again.
> >
> > The Ferrari is flat out and there`s nothing he can do.
> > Suddenly, the moped
> > ploughs into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
> > rear end. They skid
> > to a halt.
> >
> > The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
> > still alive!!
> >
> > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God!!
> > Is there anything
> > I can do for you?"
> >
> > The old man whispers .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Unhook my f*cking braces from your wing mirror !!!!"

The old ones are the best

Not heard that one before, very funny, thank you

Tom

LOL