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A teacher asks her class, ``If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?`` She calls on little Johnny.

``None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.``

The teacher replies, ``The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.`` Then Little Johnny says, ``I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?``

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ``Well I suppose the one that`s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.``

``The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.``

Good morning Hambone!

I`m sure a real teacher would of diverted her answer from the original question.
Perhaps she would of said, The one sitting on the bench with an ice cream!! And if Johnny suggests otherwise then he will be asked about the hot dog stand and which guy could be curious. (bearing in mind johnny holds a record for eating footlongs) .

Hey I`ve had too much to drink, (mods) delete this if it don`t make sense or is completely crap :/

Nice story, but.....a little flawed.In Johnny`s world if there were 5 birds and you shot one there would almost certainly be 1 left and 4 flew away.In TeacherLand the answer could be 5, just one is dead or wounded.Just for the record, my wife delicately licks the sides, gobbles down the top and would bite the top off if she knew I was sharing my ice-cream with her sister!!!