Page 1 of Little Facts of Life (non-birds `n` bees related)

Whenever you see a woman with a black eye, you immediately assume her boyfriend/husband has hit her

Whenever you see a small bird splashing around in a puddle, you smile.

When you think something is going to hit you on your head, you hunch your shoulders.

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I ate what?


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This item was edited on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 23:11

When someone treads on your toe, you apologise to them.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 12th May 2004, 19:25

I thought this thread was going to be about growing up and sex

when a bird craps on your head that`s lucky ! yea for the bird , great shot from that distance ! :D


Coops

`Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugly goes right down to the bone`
A very sad true-ism.... :(

SN

Marmite - you either love it or you hate it.

A Zit on the end of your nose lasts longer than any other.


I`m too old for this sh*t!

People say `Mind Your Head` after you smash it against a low beam

All the best

Ger.

Read my older posts as Gerald here