Page 1 of HELP!!! Best Man for 1st time... need a good practical joke to add to my speech!!

Hi Everyone,

My brother has asked me to be his Best Man (2 weeks time). I`ve plenty of stories etc to add to my speech... but I`d like to add a practical joke to it. I`ve heard of the one where `ex girlfriends etc` hand their keys to his house back, but I`d like to do somethin a bit more original. Any suggestions? It needs to be tasteful too!!!

Thanks for the help guys.

David

When I was best man. I gave the groom back some items from the stag night. These were a can of whipped cream, a whip and some fluffy handcuffs.

You sure you want to do that ?
Myself and my mate have spent the last 3 weeks researching a speech as he is best man at his nephew`s wedding ( tomorrow actually ).
We looked on the net,read books,chatted to umpteen people etc.etc.etc.
We kept hearing either the same old stuff,or stuff that seemed seriously naff.
We came to the conclusion,whhich the groom agrees with,that a well written,funny speech is perfectly sufficient.
I`m not p***ing on your chips,I`m just suggestin that you maybe stop beating yourself up to arrange something that has been done before or is superfluous.

I agree with Bowfer on this one (sorry Bowfer just cut into you on my "cars & phones" thread ;-)), as the last wedding I went to I was an Usher at. We got the keys for the bridal suite from reception (a bit of sweet talking to the 18 year old on reception whilst someone else nicked the keys from the rack) and took a screwdriver (in my car :-)) up to the room and the Best Man, Ushers and a couple more mates went up, dismantled the bed and piled up the pieces of wood in the wardrobe. They couldn`t figure it out and so he ended up in the bath and she had the sofa.


Needless to say, they were NOT happy at all and we all felt terrible in the morning. I still do and will never do anything like that again.

Basically, whatever you do needs to be non-harmful big time. Don`t make the same mistake as us lot, you`ll be making it up to them for the rest of your life!



Whatever, I`m off to the pub, cat y`all later! ;-)

__B8__

How about you roll him up in a carpet and throw him off the bridge?

Regards,
:p:p:p D-I-C-A-N-I-O :p:p:p

LMAO @ Butterfield8!

Brilliant!
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