Page 1 of Football Manager Quotes

"Chile have three options, they can either win or they can lose" - Kevin Keegan.

"Michael Owen: he`s got the legs of a salmon" - Craig Brown.

"We are now entering a new millennium, and football`s a completely different cup of tea" - Dave Bassett.

"I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey" - Mick McCarthy.

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven`t scored" - Terry Venables.

"If God wanted us to play football in the air, then he would have built a pitch in the clouds" - Brian Clough.

"I think that was a moment of cool panic there" - Ron Atkinson.

"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country" - Ian Rush.

"I`m not disappointed - just disappointed" - Kevin Keegan (again).

I was reading some adverts for betfair.com and there were some very good ones.
"When a man becomes 30, so does his body" Glenn Hoddle
"We didnt underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought" Bobby Robson

Regards,
:p:p:p D-I-C-A-N-I-O :p:p:p

Not strictly manager quotes but:

"There goes Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is" - David Pleat

"It`s a real cat and carrot situation" - David Pleat

"He went down like a sack of spuds, and made a meal of it" - Yes, Mr Pleat again.

My favourite though, is this, but I can`t remember who said it:

"Phil Thompson is Liverpool through and through. Theres red blood flowing through those veins."

:D

Rich

There was a couple in Nuts that made me laugh.....

"We didn`t underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought" - Bobby Robson

"There`s no in between - you`re either good or bad. We were in between" - Gary Lineker

"A game is not won until it is lost" - Barry Davies

But the all time time best/worst has to be:

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strip" - John Motson

:o :D

See I`ve never got why people take the mick out of Motson for that one.

Wouldn`t be interesting to know what colour Spurs were wearing even if you were watching in black and white.

Person watching in black and white "Hm, I wonder if Spurs have their home or away kit on today?"

When asked for a quick word, by a commentator, Gordon Strachan replied "velocity".