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an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with
their wives. The Englishman`s wife steps up to the tee; and as she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear.

"Good God woman! Why aren`t you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demanded.
"Well, you don`t give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency here`s 20 Pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next the Irishman`s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You`ve no knickers - why not?"
She replies, "I can`t afford any on the money you give me." He reaches
into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here`s 15 Pounds, go and
buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman`s wife bends over. The wind also takes Her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Hoots Mon, woman! Why are ye not wearing knickers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough housekeepin` money ta be
able ta afforrrd any.

"The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, for the sake of
decency, here`s a comb, tidy yurrrself up a bit."