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Hi folks,

A couple of points.

First off, I do respect Greg for his opinions on pr0n - i.e. that he personally doesn`t like it - which is fair enough. It is important though that either partner in a relationship is flexible (no, not just THAT way!!!) and understanding towards the likes, dislikes, turn-ons, turn-offs, etc of the other. That means that simply stating, "I don`t like it and you HAVE to respect that." is an approach that can be very damaging in the long run. If both partners take that approach towards a single issue, and have opposite views, then you have a serious problem with no obvious solution.

My personal view of pr0n is that it can be a very entertaining medium for both myself and my wife. While she was not especially keen on the idea of watching pr0n together when I first suggested it, her lack of enthusiasm disappeared when she realised how much she was enjoying the film, both in terms of watching and in terms of what we were doing at the time. It now forms an occasional, but enjoyable, part of our loving relationship.

I should note though that the particular "flavour" of pr0n that we watch is the very much couples-oriented variety such as Adam&Eve`s "Search for the Snow Leopard". We don`t have any interest in the more hardcore kinds of pr0n such as anal, orgies, peeing, S&M, etc.

Getting less serious for a moment, my second point is for Andrew.

I think you`re going to be in luck mate because one of five things will happen :

a) the Postie will realise that the name on the letter corresponds to number 10, not number 32 and deliver it to you anyway. This is pretty likely.

b) the little old lady in number 32 will realise the error and drop it through your mailbox without opening it, being the friendly neighbour she is and remembering how everyone came together during the Blitz, and all. The is also pretty likely.

c) the little old lady in number 32 will open it and, upon checking the address label, realise that her neighbours are perverts but put it through your door anyway, maybe with a comment to the girlfriend about the shocking morals of some young people today ....

d) the little old lady in number 32 will open it and, upon checking the address label, realise that her neighbours are perverts and hand it back to the Postie. The Postie will then check the contents and probably invite you to the next local wife-swapping S&M party that he`s holding. There you will be able to enjoy the delights of watching all your erstwhile apparently normal neighbours walking around in leopard-skin thongs and leather bondage gear - at which point you will realise that it`s time to move house.

e) lastly she might just send it back to the sender without doing anything else.

So the most likely thing to happen is that you`ll get your DVD without any problem. The worst that will happen is you have to move house.

As for my guesses on what the film was, what about the aforementioned Snow Leopard film, or maybe the Blue Matrix?

Cheers,

Gareth

Ah, see what happens when you don`t log in before trying to write a response, and then can`t remember the thread title? It goes and puts your submission in as a new thread instead of as a reply to Andrew Bruce`s thread.

Some interesting points there.

Please go to original thread to see details of a new improved prize.

All the best,

Andrew.