Page 1 of The Worst Pain Ever...Update. (A Bit Graphic. Do Not Read If Offended).

Yesterday morning I was woken at around 3am with a severe pain just above my groin and going round and above my left leg. I was also bursting to pee, but nothing would come out It was murder. I took two strong painkillers but by 4am I was still awake. And as it was to sore to lay or sit in bed I went to the living room and for the next 5 hours I spent my time walking slowly back up and down the living room only having a break to spew my guts up.
The Mrs phoned NHS 24 only to be told to give me paracetamol Useless Twats that they are NHS 24 I mean not the pills.


She contacted the surgery at 8:30am and by 9:45 a doc came to see me. Turns out I'm in the process of passing a kidney stone. He gave me pills for the sickness and pain killers called Pethidine. Jeez those bastards are strong. I was flying after taking them, my head was in the clouds. It was like the pain was turned off. I am still taking them as prescribed and awaiting the plop in the container when the little bastard comes out.

I sincerely hope this never happens to any of you guys as it's the worst pain I have ever experienced.

Brubby
PS. Anyone want to buy some pills…. :D

Last evening quite a burning feeling in Mr Knobby. When to the toilet and after a bit of effort out came what I thought was a boulder. A tiny little dirty white stone also some very dark Pee. The small bit discomfort I had went immediately. This morning everything seems back to normal. Can`t wait to get p***ed now (pardon the pun). Still plenty of pills left.

Brubby :D

This item was edited on Saturday, 9th June 2007, 12:15

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Dude, my sympathies for the little guy. Don`t take this the wrong way, but I hope I;m never in that position myself.

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Pray to God you don`t have the jagged variety :o

Something tells me that`s the kinda s*** you should keep to yourself :p

ignorance is bliss dude....

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Thanks for your support Stanz..lol :D

My dad had it, and I`ve heard its a f***ing killer. So my thoughts are with you! Still, you`re over it now and its a good story you can tell for the rest of your life. You`ve got the stone in a little jar, right?

S***, just re-read your post. You`ve not done it yet! Sorry! (:¦

Good luck! :o

Still, undoubtedly worse than having a baby, right?

I must agree with you to say that NHS direct are the most useless bunch of twats and are probably responsable for more trouble that they solve.

I would tell you the story but in the end it was a potentially life threatening situation and a wholely inadiquate response, a big thumbs down and I will not use them again - I`ll go to A+E instead.

Hope you pass them soon, else you`ll need them pulverised.

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Still, undoubtedly worse than having a baby, right?

I wouldn`t know Ben as I never had a baby. :D

Yeah but women are always moaning about that aren`t they. At least their fanjita`s are capable of stretching!