Page 1 of UFO hits 290 foot wind turbine in Linconshire

Today in the sun newspaper....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article2108149.ece

UFO seen in the area
Wind turbine wrecked with one blade ripped off and another all bent to bits.
A bang was heard and EXPLOSION seen in the sky,
I bet the alien pilot loses his licience, he, he :D

Good link you even get a video, I reckon it was a stray Hamas rocket that hit it. :)

One blade fell off due to structural integrity failure, bending another blade as it fell. Dislodged blade pinched by local chavs, shifting it down the scrapyard sharpish. Simple.

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shifting it down the scrapyard sharpish
Do you get much for fibreglass these days? :p

I think the aliens wanted a sample of our green technology, so they could back engineer it on thier own world.

I wonder how they piggyback a 60 foot fiberglass blade onto a UFO :D .

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I wonder how they piggyback a 60 foot fiberglass blade onto a UFO
"Three to beam up Mr Scott and a 60 foot turbine blade"

"Hi hi Captain" :)

This item was edited on Friday, 9th January 2009, 01:43

What were these extra terrestrials thinking, coming out without the roof rack on their UFO? They`d have had to strap it between the warp drive and the flux capacitor, providing of course it didn`t get in the way of the interociter and they`d remembered to bring a couple of bungee straps with them. :B

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Do you get much for fibreglass these days?

They can`t just be made of fibreglass, as it won`t bend/twist like the one pictured.

ET looking for an idea for renewable energy. Or they`re just really bad pilots...

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They can`t just be made of fibreglass, as it won`t bend/twist like the one pictured.

First rule of conspiracy theories, make an assumption based on no evidence or experience, then claim it as fact. ;)

Also, these are clearly the slowest dumbest moving UFOs in history:

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Dorothy, of Louth, said: "The lights were moving across the sky towards the wind farm. "Then I saw a low flying object. It was skimming across the sky towards the turbines."

So she sees a low flying object, heading towards the turbines. Clearly at such incredible speed that...

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Hours later there was an almighty smash. Dorothy said: "My husband Stephen was woken at 4am by the bang."

I guess UFOs aren`t as manoeuvrable as they used to be, I guess they`ve become like giant oil tankers these days.

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Lesley Whittingham, 71, even managed to photograph it — and said: "It looked like a giant explosion in the air."

Yet the only picture on that page is her taking a photograph, not the actual photograph.


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