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BBC News is reporting that water officials in Portland Oregon have flushed away eight million gallons of treated drinking water after a drunk widdled in the local reservoir.  Experts in the report are stunned at the overreaction, but are still saying people can`t pee in UK reservoirs because they`re covered.

Given the levels of contamination, the fact fish won`t pee anywhere else, and that if you live in the East of London or its environs your drinking water has already been through five or six sets of kidneys, I don`t see the fuss... :D

Actress Sarah Miles and Gandhi are/were great believers in drinking the stuff neat.  Their own, I mean, not somebody else`s.

J Mark Oates

is this a true story? or is it a joke? :¦