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An Arab Sheik was admitted to a London Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn`t be found locally, so, the call went out across the country.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & £500,000 in cash.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a jar of sweets.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... But you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of sweets".

To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but I now have Scottish blood in my veins".

(sorry Choagy/Bowfer/Jimbo... and a few others)

This item was edited on Wednesday, 25th January 2012, 15:51

Lol.

Very good.



"Talking`s for lesbians" Psycho Paul 2011.

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The original 42pcenter MD says...
Very good.It isn`t really and not even close to accurate...


....I woulda emailed the card with (no postage) and ate the sweets myself 

Jimbo : oÞ

"There`s that word again... is there a problem with the Earth`s gravitational pull in the future?"

As a Scot myself.....i found this very funny

Me to lol