Page 1 of The New star wars film..

In the end, Anakin Skywalker walks in on his mum having sex with chewbacca, thats what turns him evil. Also luke runs away with C-3PO and Shania Twain to repopulate the planet after the mass riots of 2007 when Blazing Squad failed to win the oscar for "biggest w***ers". R2D2 is now happily married to Weeman from Jackass and they plan to adopt in the next year. Yoda is in drug rehab after his affair with Jar Jar Binks broke down due to Jar Jar being the most irritating thing in any film ever. Bruce Forsythe takes control of the stormtroopers, and burns down France. Everybody rejoices.


The End.

(spoiled the ending now, oops)

does anakin kill chewie or just scold him with angry words? :/

he joins in.

o well, saves me from having to go and see the film...