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Snow lyrics - Informer

CHORUS:
Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a gon blame
A licky boom-boom down
`Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Police-a them-a they come and-a they blow down me door
One him come crawl through through my window
So they put me in the back the car at the station
From that point on I reach my destination
Well the destination reached in down-a East detention
Where they whip down me pants look up me bottom

Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a gon blame
A licky boom-boom down
`Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Bigger they are they think they have more power
There on the phone me say that on hour
Me for want to use it once and-a me call me lover
Lover who me callin`-a the one Tammy
And me love her in my heart down to my belly-a
Yes say Daddy Me Snow me I feel cool and deadly
Yes the one MC Shan and the one Daddy Snow
Together we-a love `em as a tornado

Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a gon blame
A licky boom-boom down
`Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Listen to me ya better listen for me now
Listen to me ya better listen for me now
When-a me rock-a the microphone, me rock on steady-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me are the article don
But the in an a-out, a dance an they say, "Where ya come from?"
People them say I come from Jamaica
But me born and raised (in the ghetto) I want ya to know-a
Pure black people man thats all I man know
Yeah me shoes are-a tear up an-a my toes used to show-a
Where me-a born in-a the one Toronto

Informer
You know say daddy me snow me-a gon blame
A licky boom-boom down
`Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down

Come with a nice young lady
Intelligent, yes she gentle and irie
Everywhere me go me never lef` her at all-ie
Yes-a Daddy Snow me are the roam dance man-a
Roam between-a dancin` in-a in-a nation-a
You never know say Daddy Me Snow me are the boom shakata
Me never lay-a down flat in-a one cardboard box-a
Yes-a Daddy Me Snow me-a go reachin` out da top

CHORUS

Why would he? (repeat)

MC Shan:

Me sittin round cool with my dibby dibby girl
Police knock my door, link up my pal
Rough me up and I cant do a thing
Pick up my line when my telephone ring
Take me to the station, black up my hands
Trail me down `cause I`m hangin with the Snowman
What an I gonna do, I`m backed and I`m trapped
Smack me in my face, took all of my gap
They have no clues and they wanna get warmer
But Shan won`t turn informer

Easy to beat

Starship - We built this city

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Say you dont know me or recognize my face
Say you dont care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, dont you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Chorus:
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares theyre always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible write us off the page

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, dont you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Its just another sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh then we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars
Dont tell us you need us, cos were the ship of fools
Looking for america, coming through your schools

(Im looking out over that golden gate bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny saturday, not seein that bumper to bumper traffic)

Dont you remember (member)(member)

(whats your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city
The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, dont you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

(we built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city)

Not sure how that beats Snow :/

the difference is, i like we built this city.
where as Snow can, and presumably has, sucked some big balls.



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I hate that song and would rather listen to Informer any day!!

But there are so many that are worse to name a few


Barbie Girl
bob the builder
The fast food one which was the song that was sung at campfires
Anything by the spice girls

A well I bless my soul
What`s wrong with me?
I`m itching like a man on a fuzzy tree

Des'ree - Life
Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I`m afraid of the dark,
`specially when I`m in a park
And there`s no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don`t want to see a ghost,
It`s a sight that I fear most
I`d rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I`m a superstitious girl,
I`m the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit`s tail

I`ll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I`ll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don`t care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I`m not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain`t as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon

This item was edited on Tuesday, 3rd March 2009, 20:23

No one mentioned Turbo B`s (The slowest rapper in the world) minimum opus on Rythm is a Dancer? :p

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Most Drum n Bass songs will have rubbish lyrics too. Namely about 5 words regularly repeated.