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Joined on: Friday, 18th April 2003, 17:43, Last used: Friday, 18th April 2003, 17:43

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About this user: male in twenties,likes buffy,simpsons,boxing

This user has posted a total of 138 messages. On average, since joining, this user has posted 0.02 messages a day, or 0.12 messages a week. In the last 30 days, this user has posted 0 messages, which is on average 0 messages a day.

Recent Messages Posted:

GEORDIE JOKE THREAD.NOT A RACE SO CAN`T BE REMOVED!

email i received back from robert john shepherd about deleting mackem joke thread

I`m afraid to do so would set a precedent that would lead to deleting any thread
where anybody said anything detremental about anybody.

SO YOU DON`T DELETE THE MACKEM THREAD, BUT YOU DO DELETE THE WOSSNAME JOKE THREAD.DID YOU NOT JUST SET A PRECEDENT THERE.
DELETING A THREAD JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING DETREMENTAL ABOUT SOMEONE.DOUBLE STANDARDS!!

so if you hate any region or city in england,scotland,wales,ireland you can start a thread making jokes about them as this is deemed not racist.
so people in norwich if you hate people in ipswich make a thread full of jokes about them and vice versa.

there was this man from darlington.everyone pointed and laughed at him.the end.

a geordie went into a clothes shop.
sorry we don`t serve ugly,thick as sh*t inbreds

RE: I WANT THE MACKEM JOKE THREAD REMOVED.racist,xenphobic.

ben franklin

you a depriving a village somewhere of an idiot :p

how am i idiotic just because i don`t want jokes about my city on a dvd site.
make jokes that offend people in private do not do it where people will be offended.

RE: I WANT THE MACKEM JOKE THREAD REMOVED.racist,xenphobic.

Your from Darlington and you make a joke about people from Sunderland!
sad little darlington man.i could start making jokes about darlington but people would ignore them just like they ignore darlington. :p

RE: I WANT THE MACKEM JOKE THREAD REMOVED.racist,xenphobic.

What`s the difference between bigfans mother and a chicken pen?
bigfans mother has had more c*cks in her.

howay man it`s only a joke right.

I WANT THE MACKEM JOKE THREAD REMOVED.racist,xenphobic.

I don`t find it funny and want it removed if i started a thread making jokes about chinese people or black people it would be removed.
wossname what a sad little man you are grow up.

RE: Mackem Joke

>:(
geordie boys learn how to talk first.

pet,like i wuz gain doon the toon.reet.

what`s black and white and red all over?
a newcastle fan getting his pony tail a** beat up.

spartacus at least we are not inbreds like you lot!

RE: When does Ebay charge you for insertion fee`s????

Always keep a check on how much they are taking as they ripped me off by £40 which my cc company is getting back.
trying to make an ebay customer service understand this is soul destroying i`m sure they just pick the thickest people alive to work their.

theiving postmen should they get higher sentences?

Waiting for 8 dvd rentals to be delivered since tuesday/wed plus another parcel has`nt arrived.Strange but my letters are arriving, i hate light fingered postman they
create so much hassle.And if their caught they only go to prison for about a year i think if pinching post carried a higher sentence it would deter them from pinching everyones parcels.

RE: Phillips Plasma at Currys £1999

I`m selling my 4 month old panasonic plasma.
decent enough picture but watching close ups of faces when an actor moves his head
it takes a second for the image to catch up so it`s like a morphing effect. so using my widescreen crt and will stick with that now.
problem i have now is selling the plasma. i`ve put it in my local paper but might sell it on ebay.
cost me £3,000
how much would i get for it?

RE: Warning - Purchased from DVD Pacific Please Read?!!

Been buying from dvdpacific for a while now and thought i escaped but guess what?
credit card statement arrived this morning purchased a dvd on the 9th august and also on the 9th august diage.com took out £19.53 it has the netherlands next to the transaction.
thieving bast*rds.
who are diage.com and are the police aware of this scum!

RE: Danny Williams v Vitali Klitschko?

Williams was interviewed about this but did not know anything about it but would fight him.It`s between williams or monte Barrett who klitschko will fight next.Williams fight with Maskaev is off though.Maskaev is far to dangerous for williams for a warm up bout.

For Sale: CRYSTAL MODDED XBOX WITH GAMES.£180.

for sale a rare crystal modded xbox 4 months old.boxed with instructions.hardly used in perfect condition.

xecuter.normal size hard drive.
includes installed emulaters with mario kart 64 and sonic games + more games pre installed.

includes software to save games and movies into the hard drive.
2 control pads.
8 games:simpsons hit & run,lma manager 2004,gameboy advance rom,max payne 2,project gotham racing 2,v8 supercars,top spin,world championship pool 2004.

£180 +£20 courier delivery

email me at 98namnwonknu[at]moc.loa

RE: job seekers allowence

Lie about your savings they don`t know what you have in the bank.

I hate job centres so depressing but new deal is worse it`s so degrading i had to go to a building with about 10 others for about 6 hours to show them i could read and write.
it was really stuff like the cat sat on the mat and what is 2x7.it is compulsery-please scrap new deal.

Is cool hand luke ever coming out on region 2?

Theres only a few older dvds i need now and cool hand luke is one of them.
why aren`t warner bros releasing this superb film?

also looking forwad to the heat se now it`s not coming out til 2005 aargh!!!

modded crystal XBOX with games thinking about selling how much would i get for it.

I`ve had it about 3 months with about 10 (ahem) back up games and fight night 2004 original game.Is the crystal xbox rare now or is it still for sale?i might sell it here or on ebay how much would i get for it and can you put a modded xbox on ebay(without the games of course).

RE: For Sale: DVDS for sale £4 each.

Hi,got an email on the 17th replied with my address on the 17th.

For Sale: DVDS NOW £3 WITH £1 P&P

check out other thread for full list.
and email me at 98namnwonknu[at]moc.loa

RE: For Sale: DVDS for sale £4 each.

NOW £3 each with £1 p&p.email me if you want any.

RE: Your Favourite Cheesy 80`s Flicks..........Puhlease???.................

the 80s fast rewind site is good to look up all the 80s films.

a few of my fav 80s films.
can`t buy me love
3 o clock high
secret admirer
license to drive
some kind of wonderful
weird science
pretty in pink
breakfast club
48 hrs
color of money
critical condition
fletch
one crazy summer-got this r2 from australia best commentary i`ve heard
sixteen candles
mannequin
goonies
ferris buellers day off-got all 13 episodes from the tv series shown in 1990 starring jennifer aniston.

selling panasonic plasma question & guarantee question

I have a Panasonic 42" plasma th42pa20 that i`m thinking of selling as i need money for home improvements.where should i sell? in my local paper theirs a free ads section or put on ebay and lose a bit of the money on ebay fees.
I paid £3,000 3 months ago for it so how much should i ask for?
plus it`s under guarantee when i sell it,does the person who buys the tv get the remaining guarantee until the 12 months.or is the guarantee void if you sell it on?

would just be getting a crt tv again where`s best on the net to buy one.saw an lg tv that looked nice but not sure it could handle ntsc.

i thank thee.

RE: Peter Kaye`s Services

I Like the Leonard oldest paperboy episode.

RE: capturing the friedmans

Just watched this and the father was in my opinion guilty.

Did you watch the 2nd disc as i`ve only seen the first?

RE: LCD or Plasma

Plasma wins over lcd everytime.
i had a lcd tv for a few days and got a refund on it the blur when watching football was hurting my eyes it was a terrible picture plus lcd just can`t do black i watched get shorty on dvd and the picture was grey.(it was an expensive sony lcd as well)
lcd-pile of poo.
so got a panasonic plasma and very happy with it but i might sell it and get a crt again
so i can have a bit of money.

RE: tyson v williams fight tonight ?

I have the fight on dvd if anyone wants it for a small fee.
email 98namnwonknu[at]moc.loa

RE: Peter Kay Live In Manchester Turns Up On Ch4 Next Week (finally)

the paramount comedy channel was just an old episode of comedy store that was first shown on channel five.
this live in manchester concert was the last show to be filmed on his recent tour and was always going to be on four never the paramount comedy channel.

RE: who should be the new James Bond

A bit obvious choice but i`d go with Clive Owen also.
The reason he looks like a man and would be able to be Bond unlike people like
jude Law.gruffod,bloom who to be honest are girlie men.
the problem with stars like that is that
i want to see a tough man not some posh voiced nancy boy.a bit off the subject:
there is no english actor that i like and would go to the cinema just to see.
the main problem is also the voice of english actors it`s either plum voiced or over the top cockney.
Does anyone have a fav current english actor?

RE: September 2004 is looking good!

just seen Man on fire not as good as i expected but still a good film apart from tony Scott`s annoying camera flashes that get on your nerves as i`d like to see what`s going on not quick cuts and flashes all the time.Washington is as good as ever though.

RE: For Sale: DVDS for sale £4 each.

if you want any dvds email me at 98namnwonknu[at]moc.loa

RE: Plasma Tvs - Would you or wouldn`t you?

I got my 42" panasonic plasma about 3 months ago and it`s great.
picture quality is fantastic i paid 3 grand for it so it will have to last me a few years.
one thing do not buy lcd tvs the picture quality is the worst i`ve seen really terrible.