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I don`t find it funny and want it removed if i started a thread making jokes about chinese people or black people it would be removed.
wossname what a sad little man you are grow up.

I take it you`re from Sunderland then? ;)

Just for you then...

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn`t been left out so he has a quick look for it (unusual I know), goes round the back but still can`t see it so he knocks on the door. There`s no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke answers... "Harro", says the jappy chappy. "Alright mate. Where`s your bin?" asks the dustman. "I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed. Realizing the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin-man smiles and says "No mate, where`s ya dust bin?". "I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man. "Mate" says the dustman... "you`re misunderstanding me... Where`s your Wheelie Bin?" "OK" "OK" , says the Jap, "I wheelie bin having w*nk"

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

[Smirk Mode On]Thanks DLAM for bringing a smile to my face with that one. [Smirk Mode Off]

PS Your not Bernard Manning are you? :D




There are 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary and those who don`t.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 6th October 2004, 00:05

It`s sooooo old, but I laugh every time I hear it. :D

ps Mackems smell.

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

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I WANT THE MACKEM JOKE THREAD REMOVED.racist,xenphobic.

So you`re admitting that Mackems are a different race to the rest of us? ;)

Howay lad, it`s just a bit of fun, no harm meant!

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wossname what a sad little man you are grow up.

He`s from Darlington by the way, before you lunge into another bout of Geordie-bashing :D

Oh no, here comes the touchy feely politically correct brigade! Run and hide!

Seriously there is a time and a place for racist jokes. If one such as Dance Like A Monkey feels he has to tell a racist joke, do it in a place that is not viewed by everyone.

Do it with your racist mates in the confines of your own home and not in a public place where a Japanese person may see it and get offended.

Hate these damn racist @ssholes who feel the world should hear their lame racist jokes.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 6th October 2004, 11:10

What`s the difference between bigfans mother and a chicken pen?
bigfans mother has had more c*cks in her.


howay man it`s only a joke right.