Info and forum posts by 'The original 42%er'

RE: What does your DVD collection say about you?

Mine says that I like to masturbate a lot.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

RE: Fake me. Warning. The Real Dr 42%er MD.

If you`re gonna be an imposter do it properly you twat

All the best,


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

RE: free £8.75 voucher from CDWOW

I got 3 x £3, but when I went to use the first one it came up as £8.75. I did this last night and it was sent this morning. I wonder if the other 2 are the same?

RE: Tis a fairly tight little group here?

I`m not going to give away wins, I`ve just got my bearings on the fight engine now so I know what to expect.

RE: Tis a fairly tight little group here?

I`ve been here for a few years, no one complained before :¦

RE: Nickthegun aka Carlo Von Sexron?

Me confused by you to me and for the three to be on the tee, no?

Me bom bom the toughie?

RE: Nokia 6230i £119.99

ohhh, i have been looking for a new phone might have to do a little research on it first, ta very much 8)

Tis a fairly tight little group here?

I remember when there were loads of Gremlins, but now you can see them all on one page. Oh well, it will get personal when I kill you all... ;)

RE: Oi - Psychobabble - you refusing wuss!

Puppet Master you COWARD and hypocrite. You refused my challenge.

RE: Maximum Life Span?

Perhaps his stress levels are lower because he is top? ;)

RE: R.I.P Mr T

Muwhahahahaaaaaaaaa

I beat your Gremlin on many occasions (good fights too). Goodbye Mr T, you won`t be missed. ;)

RE: RJS... can you explain how the league system works?

Win the most matches. Look at football, the best team doesn`t always win ;)

Of course, I`d favour some kind of "win:lose" ratio thing after so many games. Say, once you reach 50 wins your ratio comes in to play? But before that it`s strictly wins only.

Does that make sense?

RE: Scandal at Haggis Towers

We are looking to join a Party. Big Fan has shown his support for us Wasps, but not enough to secure a decision.

Remember, our Army is limitless in numbers (during the summer) and we will be a very valuable addition.

We await your offers.

RE: My first wasp this year.

The WEA were defeated, only a couple of their members still think they actually do anything other than post random nonsense on their computer.

Of course, they do masturbate a lot (from our old spy data, an average of 15 times a day for both straightjacket and 42%er, mainly because they helped each other climax).

This isn`t defamation, it`s just the facts.

RE: For Sale: BLADE AND BLADE 2

And with a comment like that I`m sure you`ll get lots of offers. tit.

RE: THE ARMY OF THE SWEA

We, the Army of the SWEA, wish to talk to straightjacket.

As you know, some of us served the WEA in the last great war. Now, we are fighting in the new war. We will always fight for the good mankind, that much is a certainty. Since the last great war, we have increased our numbers from 51,918 to 121,190. We are a strong force, and not one anyone with half a brain would oppose.

But with the resent plethora of big events, the SWEA Army just want to warn that if the WEA don`t stay in line, then we will attack you. We don`t want to waste ammunition on the few scattered WEA agents, but if you push us, then you will all be captured and Court Marshalled.

RE: THE OFFICIAL SWEA THREAD

We the Army of the SWEA are still FULLY behind Chewie.

The WEA is full of contradictions. If they have any sense, they shall kick out HaGGis and that imposter "Rik Booth". First they say they want nothing to do with the SWEA, and then they go and let the supposed TOP MEMBERS of the SWEA into their group. Very professional indeed.

The War is back on. We have troops arriving in Inverness and Glasgow up North, and in England we are moving to Newcastle and Liverpool, while still fighting hard in London.

Edinburgh was, and still is the only place 100% secure.

RE: THE OFFICIAL SWEA THREAD

We, the Army of the SWEA, wish to ask what the imposter "Rik Booth" thinks he is doing. The Army has already declared that there is no more President, we know he was killed, and thus we decided against electing another one.

Chewie shall run the SWEA, but only as "The Voice". We are all equal.

We have stopped ALL attacks, and effectively have temporarily stopped the war because we are unsure about the situation at SWEA HQ. We need this Propaganda to stop, because it will confuse the remaining members of the WEA, which could become a big problem.

We just want to get on and finish this War.

We await word from Chewie.

RE: THE OFFICIAL SWEA THREAD

The Army of the SWEA know that former President Rik Booth was killed. We lost a good few soldiers in that bomb blast.

We are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT behind Chewie`s flat structure formation, and not one soldier is in any doubt that this is the ONLY way forward. We do NOT want another President, because the former President was a nut case, and I believe he would have enslaved and executed us all if he had the chance. We like Chewie as "The Voice of the SWEA", but we don`t need a President.

As for the proposition by 42%er, we would like to remind Chewie that the WEA were responsible for the assassination of the President, which resulted in the death of good soldiers. We trust you will make the right decision.

RE: THE OFFICIAL SWEA THREAD

This is the SWEA Army. Here are our demands:

* Because you threatened to commit a War Crime, we want you to resign as President of the SWEA. If you do not resign, we will use lethal force against you. The choice is yours. Either resign, or be executed.

We trust you will make the wise decision.

This item was edited on Monday, 12th May 2003, 20:36