Page 1 of THE OFFICIAL SWEA THREAD

After a thread suggesting that spiders are all over the place, perhaps it is time that the WEA gained a division...the SEA.

Now, some people may argue that spiders have a purpose - but also some say that all they do is perv on women trying to relieve themselves in the bathroom.

So, what is general concensus? Found a new organisation, or resign ourselves to an arachnid-esque fate?

EDIT - SEA founded. Thread title modified.

EDIT - renamed to SWEA. Thread title modified.

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This item was edited on Monday, 12th May 2003, 18:20

I`ll gladly join the SEA, but as long as I don`t have to go near any of the horrible little blighters ;-)

Will join them hapilly and my wife too.......

Neil

Gentelmen.

As chief of staff of the SS, a splinter cell of the WEA and in exsitance for nearly as long (please feel free to read the original wasp thread) I invite you to join me in my quest to kill all arachnids.

Remember when you hear these words "Don`t kill it. It`s only small" the moto of the SS "Where the f*** do you think big ones come from?"

Long live the WEA. Up the SS.

All the best,

The 42%er.

Leave spiders alone - we`ve got a huge one called Henry that runs across the living room wall most evenings.

Timely link to movies here - in the 1920s and 30s there was a popular saying (and song) dedicated to the star of "Hunchback of Notre Dame" and "Phantom Of The Opera" - "Don`t Step On It - It Might Be Lon Chaney".

J Mark Oates

I can`t stand spiders they scare the pants off me, but saying that we would be in a right pickle if they were not there to eat all the insects and wasps!
So in short no I do not want to join the SEA!

Ladies, gentlemen, and gingerone...

I am formally founding the organisation SEA, for use by members only, to combat the increasing threat from arachnids everywhere.

I am formally declaring myself President of such organisation, and anyone who posts a message expressing interest in joining the SEA may do so after a strict vetting procedure, including Polygraph tests to ascertain that undercover members of the WEA are not trying to infiltrate said organisation with malicous intent.

I am formally declaring Greg WW an honoury member however, due to starting the WEA...much admiration must go to a man or woman who bravely tries to combat terrorism, wasp or otherwise.

The honoury SEA film is Eight Legged Freaks, as it shows arachnid in a bad light.

If Henry the Arachnid is ever caught by the SEA, he will have death by suffocation in jam-jar bestowed on his body.

I look forward to beginning SEA protocol.

Your friend, and loyal arachnid hater:

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You just wait till Boris hears about this LOL

Well, as you know, I led the assault that defeated KYWY and his band of fecking w*sps. I will take a back seat approach to the attack this time and plan everything ahead as Commander. That means we need a new leader for the Ground Assault Team.

Also, don`t let KYWY join. It is a computer nerd spitting out Propaganda by the minute and is to be IGNORED! KYWY was executed for War Crimes and Sexually Violating captured troops.

So what the SEA needs is:

A battle plan (I myself will come up with this, but any suggestions will be noted)
A Ground Leader who is well trained in the Art of War!

And last but not least, members. The SEA will not function without an Army.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 7th May 2003, 19:53