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I `ate you Butler...
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R`fuuuuuuuuurrrrrr.
I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.
Todays goal is to exceed yesterdays record level of totally unverifable productivity.
I don`t understand why people knock ASBO`s, they are good things as for most of the recipients, these are the only qualifications they will ever have.
Oliiiiiiiiiive (this could go on for a while)
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Quote:
Jack Harper: Why is Olive crawling about on the floor?
Olive Rudge: I thought you were the milkman!
Jack Harper: Does Olive always crawl about on the floor when the milkman calls?
Stan Butler: We wish she did! If she did, we wouldn`t owe him £6.10!
Arthur: No we can`t do it, Olive and I have not performed together for too long.
Olive: Well that`s true.
Stan Butler: I was only asking you to do the foxtrot, not bleedin` `Last Tango in Paris`.
Stan Butler: He`s gonna be annoyed, he`s got it but it`s not much use to him.
Olive: Story of Arthur`s life.
Stan Butler: I`m sorry you broke your foot.
[suprised] Inspector `Blakey` Blake: Thanks.
Stan Butler: It should`ve been your neck!
Stan Butler: Have you had it off with her yet?
Inspector `Blakey` Blake: How dare you! She happens to be a very respectable young woman, we`re getting rather close.
Stan Butler: `Ow romantic, she`s fallen in love with his big toe.
Jack: That`s the best part of him!
I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.
Todays goal is to exceed yesterdays record level of totally unverifable productivity.
I don`t understand why people knock ASBO`s, they are good things as for most of the recipients, these are the only qualifications they will ever have.
This item was edited on Friday, 2nd March 2007, 22:40
Brilliant spot! :)
Just ordered mine...... 8) 
www.myspace.com/robbo72uk
"Sincerity?.....I can fake that!" - Hawkeye Pearce from M*A*S*H
What a great spot - shush don`t tell anyone else so Amazon don`t pull it! ;) 
RE: On the Buses Complete Set
I ordered this last Friday but according to the `Tracker` page it`s not due for dispatch until between 10th & 15th March!! Friday was the 2nd so it`s possible it wont get posted until 13 days after purchase.
Why the hold up?
www.myspace.com/robbo72uk
"Sincerity?.....I can fake that!" - Hawkeye Pearce from M*A*S*H