Page 1 of Argh, first wasp of the year in the house, buzzzzzzzzzzzz

I go into my kitchen to make a sandwich, and there`s the unmistakable sound of an agry wasp buzzing on the inside of the window...

I consequently s*** myself and run away, bravely returning to capture the evil beast and put it outside.

That`s all the windows shut and locked now :)

Bastard things.

Why did you put it outside and not kill it

as much as i hate them and they all should die, it`s easier catching them in a glass and putting them outside than swatting them, missing and running the risk of making them even more aggressive!

"Why did you put it outside and not kill it"

KILL KILL KILL , DIE DIE DIE.
I hate them all to hell.When i was 11 years old i was stung by a swarm of them when my cousin kicked a stump in the woods and it was a wasps nest.(he didnt know at the time).Then we all ran like hell with an angry mob of wasps after us and i can tell you it wasn`t pleasant.So every time i see a wasp i either...1 Kill it and kill it more , 2 run like hell .

Hairy,
I never read most of these but they may interest you.... A little light reading...

http://www.dvd.reviewer.co.uk/forums/thread.asp?Forum=113&Thread=108827

http://www.dvd.reviewer.co.uk/forums/thread.asp?Forum=113&Thread=166266

Ste

Welcome to the WEA Hairy. If you can`t be bothered to read all of the first thread posted by sj read the first couple then go to about page 23 read a bit more then go to Greg WW`s final post for the answer.

Don`t trust kywy.

Chris. I understand your fear but I can not help but feel a little disappointed.

All the best,

The 42%er.

The WEA army welcomes all new members.

But kywy is not to be feared. He died a long time ago and it`s just a computer randomly replying to posts.

Have read a load of the posts on the link and found them very amusing.At last i find i am not alone in my hunger for snuffing out the yellow and black buggers.
Btw call me ignorant (and bieng a new member) what does WEA stand for?

That`s

"W"asp
"E"xtermination
"A"rmy

Welcome aboard!

Here`s our official website -

http://www.wea.co.uk/

I know that, at first glance it looks like the website of a large record company but sometime soon you`ll get your "WEA Welcome Pack" which contains extensive instructions on how to unlock the Top Secret messages encrypted within the site.

Then you`ll be able to carry out missions for the WEA and keep in constant touch with us.

Hunting season is nearly upon us!

I have got my boots(with bubble wrap) and me can of hair spray for bbq`ing the buggers. send em in.............!
making sure i have a clear exit for emergencies of course *blubb blubb