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If I ruled Britian this is what I would do,

First we tell Brussels to get stuffed and that we are not going to give them another penny to prop up the EC.

We build a large statue of Lady Thatcher so you can all kiss Her feet (or arse the choice is yours) and thank her for all she did for our great country.

We take all the profits from the Japanese companies in this country and compansate our brave men and women that sufferd at the hands of this cruel foe.

We build up are Navy, Airforce, Army and take all OUR fishing grounds back and if it takes a war then so be it,and after it`s over we give them back to there rightfull owners the British people.

We send all the Asylum seekers back to France on a converted oil tankers( the French can keep the tankers,the lads in Scotland and the North of England will be building new ones), ban all French goods for ever, turn the channel tunnel into a sewage pipe and pump all our s*** from London into France ( we been taking theirs for years) and cut the electricity cable from France.

We build some nice big nuclear power stations in Colin Mac`s nimby village,
the Russians can build the power stations in Colins village,"what do you mean it`s glowing vicar! And whats that leak?" :) :)

Next we have closer links with other countries, America, Australia,New Zealand,India,Russia ,China ect and any other EC country thats sick of the Brussels s***.

We take care of are old and the weak, no more 2-3 years for a hip replacment and the expensive drug bulls*** they trott out to people who need them.

And last but not least we hang Neil Kinnock and Ted Heath on Christmas Day, a finer pair of turkeys you will ever see.

Political rant over for now.
:D :D :D

Oscar Wallace

This item was edited on Monday, 15th September 2003, 15:25

I`d make everyone wear Father Christmas costumes.

I`d teach everyone to read and write properly.

Oscar you have my vote mate cannot fault any of your policies (except can we do Tony Blair and Glynis Kinnock th efollowing Xmas)

I`m all for the "Johnny English" bad guys plan of turning the place into one giant prison myself, at least then our taxes might go down a bit!

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I`d teach everyone to read and write properly.Hear hear !


JohnF

I`d outlaw politics, outlaw any newspaper which uses stories and headlines to push a particular viewpoint from calling itself a newspaper, and force every government representative to be under the influence of a truth drug during waking hours.

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...assuming they`re ever awake of course. :-)

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I`d teach everyone to read and write properly

Yes Alan I did plan to make you Minister of Education,and while we are about it we will sought out this cheap nasty foriegn coal thats being imported, only the finest Welsh coal will do for our great country.



Oscar Wallace.

I would shoot all xenophobics especially those that still hark for the past `great` days ( 4 million on the dole, etc, etc ) of times past - but then again I have always considered liberal in my views. ;) Just shoot them ;) (liberal or what) and allow the rest of us to enjoy a great & diverse country.

Regards,
Peter