Page 1 of Words or sayings you have invented and should be in general use.

How do you get a word or saying recognized by the wordy people?

A word me and a mate came up with was:
Tromble trom-bull To run at pace towards you with 8 legs or more with anger. The big fat spider trombled towards me. The gang of skinheads came trombling up the street.

One post pony : Some one who goes on to a site and offers nothing of any use and then leaves.

If we all start using these could it end up in a dictionary?

What have you come up with?

All the best,

The 42%er.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

as a youth.. the term RONK was invented to protect our parents ears when talking about weed... it can be used in many different ways.. and it is possible to be very RONKED UP..

2am HOOND the woman you are most likely to pounce upon at the end of an unsuccesfull night of beer induced mayhem.. the last desperate attempt to procure sex without having to pay for it...

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LOL :D :D :D

All the best,

The 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

For me Wednesday night is yeasty waz night. I look forward to it all week as I treat myself to a beer or two. :D

Sam.



"Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished." Spike Milligan

Knobmangler - one who masturbates frequently.

Roadtoad - a driver who insists on hopping from lane to lane for no apparent reason.

Soccerboffin - someone who has only ever experienced football via TV down the pub and has never actually been to a match in their lives who annoys the hell out of us "proper" fans by going on about how Sven should be employing the diamond in midfield or 4-3-3 because it`s "the only way blah blah blah", just `cos they`ve heard Andy bloody Townsend going on about it during the half-time intervals. N.B. Use of the term "soccer" in the title used disparagingly as all real fans know that it`s only the Yanks who use that term (even though the phrase came from this country, interestingly enough).

Trouser-arouser - the type of girl you see in nightclubs that you know you`ve got absolutely no chance of pulling, so you just stand there hands-in-pockets fantasising about her.

Top-shelf Timewarp - the passage of time when you``re standing at the counter purchasing this month`s copy of Readers` Wives in your local newsagents, praying that nobody (especially someone you actually KNOW) walks into the shop as you`re waiting for your change with your magazine in full view on the counter. One of those occasions when ten seconds seems to last about three hours...

Winner-dinner - complimentary term used to the wife when you get in from work and you fancy bedroom gymnastics that night. As in "Darling, this is a winner-dinner, the best meal I`ve had in ages. Now get your kit off."

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excellent... i shall be stealing top-shelf timewarp and passing it off as one of mine in the pub on staurday.. cheers

Lol! Soccerboffin i use 4 pint pundit (as you may remember from our encounters on the england v portugal thread!) but all the same, they are incredibly annoying.

The only one i can think of, OTTOMH, is Guard Dogs.

Who are the ugly mates you have to bypass to get to their nice looking friend.

Not as good as above but the following have all been stolen :

Fluffy Bunny - that really annoying stage couples go through when they first start going out and can`t stop petty each other and looking into each others eyes

JBF grin - that look you get when you are really pleased with yourself (usually associated with a successful night out on the pull - but not exclusively)

Custard - a customer who isn`t very nice

Scrotty - Not invented by me but by my old history of art teacher when describing some dirty, decrepit old building.

I very nearly asked him if the word was a cross between scrotum and grotty, but didn`t want to risk being sent to the headmaster. :)

Wange A word I made up that means cat
Scrozzlebnit The floppy bit on top of a chickens head
Triger A group of 3 tigers