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Irish Phills leaving do. He has got his own pub in Bury so he is buggering off from Leicester. Thus my head hurts.

Dr 42%er.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

aww, old age catching up with you :D

I think its the beer.

Dr 42%er


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

I reckon it`s a combination of the two ;)

Nick

THE POWER OF BEER

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs
the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a
head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him
to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the
biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on
curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his
first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into
whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink!"

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!!
Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
again.
The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!"
The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses,
shaking his head" clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on
his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the
front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him
instantly.
The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,









(Wait for it)

















(It`s coming)




















(Ya ready?)


























(Don`t hate me)





















(Ya gonna hate me)



















"He should`ve quit while he was a head!"

I think the beer may wel account for it!! maybe some sleep deprivation too?

SHEPHERDS PIEEEEEEEE
Y.N.W.A
"TIGHT"

Could be

Dr 42%er.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Have you ever tried Carlsberg Elephant? Not sure they sell it in the UK, thats a mighty strong drink!! :)