Page 1 of Help I`m being menaced by a squirrel (!)

Ok then - was watching Wimbledon this afternoon with the back door open as it was warm. Out of the corner of my eye I notice shadows on the carpet moving away from the patio doors. I then see a squirrel walking bold as brass across the room towards the hall! I just stared - he wanders up to the telly, sees Andy Murray doing well, then noticed me - and legged it straight back outside.

Half an hour later (back door shut now) I hear banging - he is back trying to get in again. `Hmm` I think.

He has come back a further two times now - headbutting the back door and the patio doors. I wonder is he wants to see the result of the Andy Murray match?!

Weird!!

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Weird!!

You think thats weird? I had a dream last night (just come to me) that i was in Dr 42%ers shop (never been there). He had just had a new carpet fitted and he had a sun sho was just sitting there sucking his thumb. Also he had 3 cockateils which all said hello when i walked in. 1 of them kept saying "I am a prisoner, let me out". Now thats f***ing weird.

The Jackal

Had you eaten a lot of cheese?

You don`t live in them posh houses up near me do you? (:¦

Buy a bag of nuts in shells, put them in a bowl and offer them to your guest and feel privileged. I have to go to the park to see squirrels.

You know why I never eat Belgian chocolates? They`re all pralines, and you know what praline really is. Hint: It`s brown and it tastes and smells of nuts. That`s right - squirrel poo.

J Mark Oates

Get an air rifle.


The girl is Miri Hanai. Please stop emailing me! ;)

I know they like eating Jaffa Cakes but I never knew they like to come inside to watch the tennis :D
Maybe put a telly out in the garden for the next few weeks for them to watch :(



I Cant Do Magic

This item was edited on Saturday, 1st July 2006, 07:44