Page 1 of Boots Condoms & Sarah Jessica Parker

Calm down guys......

Boots has a novel suggestion for how to avoid unwanted pregnancies.


I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

I wouldn`t need a sheath around Sarah Jessica Parker.
He face is her own contraceptive.
Be lucky if I could raise a smile for that manwitch. :/

i;m with bowfer on this one,

Sarah Jessica Horse-face is indeed her own method of stopping an unwanted pregnancy

Chris

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unh hunh....
and SandtheCity is terrible as well! thats one in the eye for you ladies!

My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I`m sure.
(ish)

To be honest,they`re pretty much all dogs.
You`ve Sarah Jessica manwitch,we`ve established that.
Then you`ve the ginger one with the bottle of milk skintone.
Then you`ve the dark haired one,with zero-breasts and eyes that refuse to point in the same direction.
Then you`ve the old one,off `mannequin`.

Actually,the older one would get it...to be fair.

Kim Catrell - also in Big Trouble in Little China I believe

Chris

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Born in Liverpool too I seem to remember. Not sure if that`s a plus or a minus ;)

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Born in Liverpool too I seem to remember.

So she wasn`t really a mannequin ?
She was just posing as one,until the shop closes ?
Then she`s off with a TV or two ?

Sarah Jessica Parker?

Lol

Give me a break!

What I can`t work out, is, who said she was good looking in the first place? And, more importantly, why does every f**cker in the industry perpetuate the myth?
Even Mrs Visfix, who usually is at complete odds with me on these matters, agrees that she looks like the arse-end of a heffalump*