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come on gents tell whats the latest sexy line for an opening introduction?I remember years ago it went like this, Hello. do you know you have bedroom eyes, i said no I didn`t know that but now that you mention it i think i am going to bed nite nite.

"Do you think this rag smells like chloroform?"

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Come on xfg, get with the times. Nowadays it`s just "Come on, drink up, I`ve been looking after that drink for you"

My name is Andy. Please remember it as you`ll be screaming it later on.....

That`s an oldie but a goodie! 8)

Most of the lads in here usually say.....`How much do you charge again?` :o



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`Do you like beef?` On second thoughts, I won`t finish that one...

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Wonderful lol , lets hear more, come on where are the rest,lets have a few smiles and giggles to forget our problems, go on next

"Here`s 30p, call and tell your mam you won`t be home tonight, you`ve pulled"

I never use chat up lines, I always have a general chat and have a laugh. In my experience once you have a woman laughing (not when I drop my pants that is:P) you are 3/4 of the way home for a coffee:D.

But the old ones are

was you dad a thief? cos he stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

Do you like cornflakes? cos thats what your having for breakfast

whats got two thumbs and a large cock? now do the fonz grin he he

oh the old useless lamo lines

mmm chocolate

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now thats sound a bit nasty eh

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now thats sound a bit nasty eh whats does?

mmm chocolate