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I was expecting my Brand Spanking New Hitachi TV this morning, while I waited I browsed through the morning paper untill I came across an article on shrewesbury`s flooding problem, I felt sorry, but also had a sick little chuckle, thanking god it never happened this bad in the north.

A short while later I recieved a phone call from Digital Choice, saying the earliest they could deliver my TV was next tuesday as the model I wanted was only stocked in their SHREWESBURY wharehouse, and as the area is completely flooded no couriers could get in or out!

F#ck you God!
It was only a little snigger:P

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!
stop lunching thunderbolts at my arse yer bastard!!!!!!!!!!
AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
bollicks!!!!!!!!!!!





HITACHI 505 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK.

Irony: resembling or containing iron

cheeky fellow:P

HITACHI 505 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

Similar thing happened to me...

My Brother (Against Fuel Protests): "This fuel crisis is out of order. blah blah blah I`m losing money `cause I can`t get to work, etc. etc."

Me: "NO! Support the fuel protest, let`s show this government, etc etc. the problems are a price worth paying, blah blah blah vive le revolution"

one hour later... the phone rings...

Digital Choice: I`m sorry Mr Clegg your brand new shiny 32 Inch widescreen TV may be in our depot but the couriers are running at 8% fuel levels so delivery is delayed by at least a week."

TV arrived 8 days later. Bloody fuel protest...

Hey, DVD fans, don`t panic buy petrol, panic buy A/V - you never know when the next disaster will strike...

Ha! My dad told me that irony joke (stuff being made of iron).
You all must be really old burnt out failures.

I also seem to remember it was also in Blackadder series 3 - sorry - I am unsure of the exact epsiode and part !