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Just wondering, i hit a bird while driving today, mashed it up a bit, but what am i meant to do if this occcurs again??

Do i call the RSPCA, or just leave it there for the dustmen, or bury it?

To any animal lovers by the way, im sorry, next time ill kill my speed, not a pigeon.

I suggest you drive yourself off the nearest cliff.

Stop that pigeon, STOP! That pigeon NOW!........oops you have done, give him a medal Mutley.

Bear

This item was edited on Friday, 1st February 2002, 15:59

If you hit something like a horse or a dog, you must report it, especially if it`s still alive. Cats, small birds, squirrels, hedgehogs etc are fair game and can be left for Mr fox to clean up. Rolf Harris will not be knocking on your door tonight.

"Cats, small birds, squirrels, hedgehogs etc are fair game "
err, you missed out `people wearing Man U shirts`!

No thats different, i wouldnt feel bad if i hit a Man U supporter. No danger of that though, ive never been driving in Singapore.

U R ALL SO FUNNY ITS UNBELIAVBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny how I and other United fans never seem to get this grief to our face?Says someting about people I think..

Nope, I give all the Utd fans I know plenty of grief (as often as possible).
Maybe you don`t leave the house enough. Do you live in a rough area of Manchester?!

Does he even live in Manchester?????????????????

CaptainShadwell, obviously named after the glorious suburb in London called Shadwell, I abuse Man Utd fans to their face daily, as do many