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DO YOU COME FROM MANCHESTER ?
DO YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN MANCHESTER ?
DO YOU LIVE NEAR MANCHESTER ?

If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of MANCHESTER UNITED!! Yes, this is your big chance to join the ever-growing army of glory hunters who can be seen around the country in the colours of The S**t.

To join the newly-formed club, simply place a cross on the map of Britain where you think the city of Manchester is!!

In the unlikely event of there being two correct entries and thus a tie, fill in the tie-break question at the bottom of the page.

* YOU COULD WIN *
FIRST PRIZE: Brand new, shiny red Ford Bandwagon for you and the others to jump on. This prestige vehicle comes with many features, including stereo radio (pre-set to come on at 4:45pm every Saturday as you, of course, won`t be at the game).

SECOND PRIZE: One year`s supply of new design Manchester United shirts. These will be despatched to you weekly.

THIRD PRIZE: A complete supply of Manchester United programmes from the games that you have attended. Both will be sent in the same envelope.

Tie Breaker ( in no more than 12 words )
I feel it necessary to follow a football team that I have absolutely no connection with because:
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YOU STUPID TWAT!!!!!

theres just no need for a posting like this...

(sorry moderators!)

This item was edited on Tuesday, 5th February 2002, 13:25

actually I thought it was funny, there again being from the blue half of manchester we would, but I suppose at my age I should know better!!!, pity someof us dont have a sense of humour still ho hum!!
and any money chester United dvd would make my all time worst 100

maybe i was a tad brutal! but nonetheless this arguement about no fan of man utd coming from m/cr is becoming excruciatingly tiresome. are there no new jokes around that all the ABUs can cling on to is this un-factual arguement. the fact is that there ARE as many if not more reds in m/cr than blues.

yet another non dvd message from some sad liverpool fan(probably the same liverpool fan who proclaimed that they already won the league back in november)how about just sticking to dvd matters you saddo

excellent post tiklyrixx.

dont mind elephant.

Im a gooner actually, and i was just having a laugh so all you manchester united fans can calm down. And it is a fact, you do have more supporters outside the UK then inside.,

i do respect the football man u play, its hard not to, but its rare that i can make a joke at the expense. I suggest Manchester United supporters look on the brighter side of life.

Very funny :)

Quite true for a lot of their fans as well. There are so many people who wear Man Utd tops but know nothing about the club, except, Beckham is great or some drivel like that.

There are also some loyal Man Utd fans, and the vast majority of those will probably agree wholeheartedly with the post as they are sick of them. I know a Man U fan who was born and bred right next to Old Trafford and he really wishes Man Utd didn`t have so many glory seekers.

Speaking from personal experience, there are just as many at Liverpool - 10,000 under capacity for a league match when they were top of the league is simply atrocious. At least Man U would fill their stadium.

BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING!!

WHO CARES?????

Can`t you children just play nice?

oh one last point on the matter due to boundarys and time zones etc etc its an actual fact the the theatre of fools and the massive kwick save superstore tacked on the side dont actually dont come from Manchester, and the only team from Manchester is of course Manchester City once again I thank you !!! ho hum