Page 1 of From the `never saw this coming` files. Cruise and Holmes to divorce

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Jonathan Wolfe`s office told the BBC the couple were divorcing. Mr Wolfe said: "This is a personal and private matter" and the 33-year-old actress` main concern was her young daughter.

In other words, she doesn`t want Suri brought up in that ****ed-up cult

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This item was edited on Friday, 29th June 2012, 19:12

Aye, cult bad enough but by a gay dad who will never come out the closet......hardly ideal

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Aye, cult bad enough but by a gay dad who will never come out the closetBrings to mind the lovely story from Alan Coren who once asked Michael Caine if Richard Gere was gay (Caine lived next door to Gere at the time) and got the dry response from Caine "Let`s put it this way, if they were short handed he`d help out"

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So want to link to South Park here but can`t find a decent enough clip. :(


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agree-cruise should come out--i said ricky martin was gay 10yrs ago-my ex never believed me--and the cult-what a con-katie should take the kid+RUNNNNNN-go back to her family

Cruise by name ......anyhooo this guy couldnt find his way out of the closet with a road map and gps system ;)

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Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle Spare a thought for Katie Holmes, who`s sat in her lawyer`s toilet trying to **** out a GPS microchip


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Frankie Boyle ‏@frankieboyle Spare a thought for Katie Holmes, who`s sat in her lawyer`s toilet trying to **** out a GPS microchip.....and she thinks that`s the only one

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