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From the `never saw this coming` files. Cruise and Holmes to divorce
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Jonathan Wolfe`s office told the BBC the couple were divorcing. Mr Wolfe said: "This is a personal and private matter" and the 33-year-old actress` main concern was her young daughter.
In other words, she doesn`t want Suri brought up in that ****ed-up cult
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RE: From the `never saw this coming` files. Cruise and Holmes to divorce
Aye, cult bad enough but by a gay dad who will never come out the closet......hardly ideal
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mbilko says...
Aye, cult bad enough but by a gay dad who will never come out the closetBrings to mind the lovely story from Alan Coren who once asked Michael Caine if Richard Gere was gay (Caine lived next door to Gere at the time) and got the dry response from Caine "Let`s put it this way, if they were short handed he`d help out"
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary
RE: From the `never saw this coming` files. Cruise and Holmes to divorce
Lol.
So want to link to South Park here but can`t find a decent enough clip. :(
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RE: From the `never saw this coming` files. Cruise and Holmes to divorce
agree-cruise should come out--i said ricky martin was gay 10yrs ago-my ex never believed me--and the cult-what a con-katie should take the kid+RUNNNNNN-go back to her family
RE: From the `never saw this coming` files. Cruise and Holmes to divorce
Cruise by name ......anyhooo this guy couldnt find his way out of the closet with a road map and gps system ;)
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Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle Spare a thought for Katie Holmes, who`s sat in her lawyer`s toilet trying to **** out a GPS microchip
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Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle Spare a thought for Katie Holmes, who`s sat in her lawyer`s toilet trying to **** out a GPS microchip.....and she thinks that`s the only one
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what `it` was.
Now, what I`m with isn`t it, and what`s `it` seems weird and scary