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kaal is bored having had no action since slaughtering a few gremlins for breakfast.... does noone have the guts to challenge him??
u wimps!! :P
Well, you know sumthin` brudder, you may have defeated the bulkster today, but you`ve only made me more and more angry, and when i get more and more angry, my blood boils and nothin will get in my way and stop me from takin what`s rightfully mine - my XP points for the championship! You may be bigger, faster and stronger than me, but there`s one thing you don`t have, and that`s bulkamania - the support of the tens of thousands of bulkamaniacs cheering my name, Slogan, Slogan, Slogan! And tomorrow at WrestleGremlinSlamManiaRumbleFest, I will defeat you with my mighty leg drop, and pin you - 1, 2, 3, and the arena will go mad as I defeat you and win back my XP points, cos brudda, whatcha gonna do when Bulkamania runs wild... on.... you?
<rips vest shirt thingy>
<deep breath>
<storms off>
Choose Grems. Choose likes. Choose dislikes. Choose a ****ing silly name. Choose the rabbit, deer, fluffy doggy, dinosaur, crow or camel. Choose low strength, high dexterity and high stamina. Choose a birthdate to coincide with your friend`s grems. Choose your enemies. Choose your friends. Choose a forum post with matching opinions. Choose your 10 challenges from a range of ****ing gremlins. Choose staying up for the league update, wondering where you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that chair, watching mind-boggling, bone-crunching fights, stuffing ****ing humble pie into your opponents mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, fishing around for opponents with 1500+ in dexterity and stamina, earning nothing more than an embarrasing 3 XP points from the selfish jumped-up brats that have spawned to replace your top spot.
Choose your future.
Choose Grems!
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cos brudda, whatcha gonna do when Bulkamania runs wild... on.... you?
i`m gonna kick your ass!!! i can`t believe it.... i beat u again!! :D
i guess bulkamania`s just not working... try harder bulky! i meant to save one of my challenges today for u... but i forgot. i`ll definately challenge u tomorrow.... that means u can lose to me twice in one day now!! :P
(btw, i dunno how kaal managed to win twice - bulky had higher stats in all three departments both times ... not that i`m complaining! 8) )
This item was edited on Friday, 4th February 2005, 01:33
The game`s still a mystery to me - and I`m on my 4th grem... :)
The one called Sturm also had some fights where his XP was fairly lower than mine, but still beat me twice in one day... Having said that, there are a few grems who are stronger than me, and I`ve beaten them.
I guess it`s all swings and roundabouts at the end of the day... Unless there`s millions of points difference, then we`d all stand a reasonable chance of a result. See what tomorrow brings though :)
Phil.
Choose Grems. Choose likes. Choose dislikes. Choose a ****ing silly name. Choose the rabbit, deer, fluffy doggy, dinosaur, crow or camel. Choose low strength, high dexterity and high stamina. Choose a birthdate to coincide with your friend`s grems. Choose your enemies. Choose your friends. Choose a forum post with matching opinions. Choose your 10 challenges from a range of ****ing gremlins. Choose staying up for the league update, wondering where you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that chair, watching mind-boggling, bone-crunching fights, stuffing ****ing humble pie into your opponents mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, fishing around for opponents with 1500+ in dexterity and stamina, earning nothing more than an embarrasing 3 XP points from the selfish jumped-up brats that have spawned to replace your top spot.
Choose your future.
Choose Grems!
in a bid to make up for losing against the bulkster yesterday & letting him squeeze past by the narrowest of margins on the league table, kaal has once again defeated the (not so) immortal bulk slogan!
kaal is taking all challenges... no challenge is left unanswered or refused.