Page 1 of Soz goes out to the Imp master...

I went and clicked on the wrong button and knocked your block off. Sorry, please don`t get your grem to curse me with its imp-like magical powers and turn me into a three-legged catepillar or something...*

Phil.

* is somewhat ill-informed about imps and their lifestyle

Well I was going to turn you into a ten legged spider for my Imp`s evening snack but she found a three legged caterpillar and is playing with that at the moment so you are safe for now. I think we will just casually mention can openers and magnets when we fight Robocop from now on.

after saying that i am paniking if u accept the challenge i made. u will turn me into an ice lollie on a sunny day :( :( :(

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there once was a man from hong kong,
who had been running for 20miles long,
his armpits were sweaty,
he looked like a yeti,
and by god he had a smelly pong