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Is it true that I`m Alan Partridge is out on dvd in October? I`ve been waiting for this for ages and Play247 have an October release date!!!

p.s anyone seen the parole officer yet? is it worth going?

Excellant news. But it`s lunch so i`m off to get a spinal-cord-in-a-bap!

Anyone heard any news about CONEan the barbarian??? or perhaps a little Cone dancing...

Not sure, I`m off to the pub to have a `ladyboy`, and then listen to U2`s single `Sunday Bloody Sunday`, it really encapsulates the frustation of a sunday.
It`s a shame that due to international terrorism I`ll have to take my holiday in the UK this year. I might try the Norfolk broads before they succumb to global warming.
Here`s to lots of being men, and by the way, I`m leaving you, you cow !

Jurassic Park!

Uh Uh !!! I want a second series...
Smell my cheese. Smell my cheese. SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER !!!

Has anyone got a battery for an Ericsson????

mooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

you mentalists.....

Four English Breakfasts please...you blond bastard...from the future !

I evolve, but I don`t...revolve.

This morning had a problem, I couldn`t see Bangkok Chick boys from where I was sitting in the bathroom.
Mcbain, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre ?

This item was edited on Friday, 17th August 2001, 14:49

psssst - £11.99 at http://www.play247.com

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Mousse from a bowl is very nice but to put it on a person is demented!