Page 1 of 10 things you`ll wish you didn`t know....

Arrived in my inbox today


1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest ? litre of
urine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples` anal gases.

10.Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance of
ingesting a small amount of their faeces.

Think i will give lunch a miss!

Truly disgusting!



(although number 5 is strangely arousing)

*makes mental note*..only shake hands with 11 women a year (and if they`re royalty, or nuns, kiss the hand as well), and just give blokes a friendly wave

This item was edited on Monday, 12th August 2002, 15:27

Oh come on! Number 6 is a load of bollocks!! Also, if the crisps in number 10 are Walkers it`s a 20% chance of them being Gary Linekers faeces cos he is a massive ar*ehole.

As for 3 I always thought those things were dental floss kindly included - you know, for the gristle.

This item was edited on Monday, 12th August 2002, 19:48

How do you research something like that?
Stop people on the street and ask them if they wash their hands after they have a w***?

Well l will be sniffing my fingers everytime l shake hands with anybody!

OOh yeah! I already know about number 5. Thats why I don`t shake hands with women. I suck their fingers instead!

Dude! Sick!

Bb

Well, if sucking their fingers is as close as you can get, then go for it mate! :P