Page 1 of WORST FILMS EVER!

Mine are:
Blair Witch Project 2
Rancid Aluminium
Minority Report
Rollerball 2002
Freddy Got Fingered
Exit Wounds
Jeepers Creepers
Guest House Paradiso
Batman & Robin

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This item was edited on Thursday, 20th February 2003, 11:51

Its funny how ALL of those films are very recent. But technically, they are the films which YOU dislike. That doesn`t make them the worst films ever. To say that they are the worst, you have to think of every aspect that makes the film, such as script, direction, plot, story, cinematography, music, special effects, acting.... The list goes on, and none of these films fall flat in all of these areas (well, maybe Guest House Paradiso... and Rancid Aluminium). Even Batman & Robin had good special effects.

So really, what JohnnyTV means to ask is, "what are the films you dislike the most?"

So here are some films I never want to see again:

Titanic
Star Trek (any of them)
Plan 9 from Outer Space (I don`t care if its meant to be bad)
Any British film set in a council estate (about 95% of British films then)
Superman 3+4

Can`t think of any more at the moment.

seeing the words jeepers creepers mad my skin crawl.
not because it was scary, but because it was sooooooo bad. funny, but annoying when you are expecting something scary

and what about driller killer. god that was bad. best thing i rememeber about it was the trailer on the start of the vid for the washing machine killer, or soemthing similar.

pure class

This item was edited on Thursday, 20th February 2003, 13:02

15 minutes, conspiracy theory, unbreakable.

For me one of the worst films I have ever seen was DRIVEN starring stallone, absolutly complete cr*p.

Oh also rancid aluminium certainly lived up to it`s first name as well !!

Andy

Thing is, I`d never class any of the films you`ve said as being bad films, as there are thousands of straight to video crap that are released every year, which look god-damn awful. Think you should retitle this thread to worst mainstream films ever.

Cynic that I am ( surely not you cry ) you could be forgiven for thinking that although the topic is legitimate, the post is really a come on for the web site. hmmm

Blair witch project (I`m still waiting for something scary to happen)

Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 (all childhood dreams shattered)

Jurassic Park II (makes you think if Speilberg has something against english people)

Titanic (where do I start)

Planet of the Apes (2001) (This is what happens when Tim Burton is bound and gagged)

Eyes wide shut (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Bram Stokers Dracula (worse than Lair of the white worm)

Deep Blue Sea (just hate anything by that IKEA twat)

Piranna II (who`d of thought he`d become a A class director?)

Shining (tv series) (the most boring horror film but without the horror)

Superman IV (should of stopped after III)

Any period dramas from england (ENUFF ALREADY)

Patriot & Braveheart (oh look the english are baddies.... again YAAAAAAAAAAAWN)

Lethal Weapon IV (yeah right as if Mel can beat Jet Li)

Any Hellraiser films after II

All of the James Bond films (very dated and more aimed at the OAP market for people who like slow middle of the road action)

Hardware (for some reason I have this on VHS)

Lost Highway (lost me)

Scream trilogy (the only thing missing is Scooby Doo, and `I would of
gotten away with it if t wasn`t for you pesky kids` speach)

floyd

Yes the films I`ve said are all recent, thats cos theyre the kind of films I go to watch (I`ve just turned 20 and I don`t like old films after studyin them in media alevel for 2 years) and it aint just a plug for my website, you`d probably all think its rubbish anyway! and yes maybe i should have changed the topic to mainstream films (sorry) I agree that a lot of straight to video is pathetic (I`ve witnessed a lot of that - mainly horror films when I was younger such as the friday the 13ths, nightmare on elm st`s and the aforementioned later hellraiser films)

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