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What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
I heard one last night :-
Whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?
Paul McCartney and his missus!!
Please post some better ones.
Pete
RE: What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
Did you hear about the Scarecrow who won a Nobel prize?
It was because he was "Outstanding in his Field"!!!!
Aghhhhh, cracks me up everytime.
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What does an Irish boyfriend say to his preganant girlfriend?
Can you bring me back 200 fags.
oo-er.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a Warehouse.
RE: What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.... boom boom
The Shi*house poet needs a good thrashing, Grafitti ISNT cool.... kiddies!
RE: What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
http://www.dvd.reviewer.co.uk/forums/thread.asp?Forum=113&Thread=136605
got there before ya!
:-)
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Paul got Heather a plane for Xmas.
And a lady shave for the other leg!
RE: What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
"got there before ya!"
:-)
DOH!
The Shi*house poet needs a good thrashing, Grafitti ISNT cool.... kiddies!
RE: What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
I got this text message from a friend. "Msg from Ann Summers. Thank you for your order. Sadly the red vibrator you wanted in our shop window was a fire extinguisher! Please re-order"
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Sounds like my ex was trying to order it ;-)
The Shi*house poet needs a good thrashing, Grafitti ISNT cool.... kiddies!
RE: What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
Liverpool selected as capital city of culture?
RE: What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster
was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
I`ve just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That`s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn`t it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That`s because he`s inside your f***ing cat."