Page 1 of What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently?

I heard one last night :-

Whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?

Paul McCartney and his missus!!

Please post some better ones.


Pete

Did you hear about the Scarecrow who won a Nobel prize?

It was because he was "Outstanding in his Field"!!!!

Aghhhhh, cracks me up everytime.

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What does an Irish boyfriend say to his preganant girlfriend?

Can you bring me back 200 fags.

oo-er.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a Warehouse.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?


He sold his soul to Santa.... boom boom

http://www.dvd.reviewer.co.uk/forums/thread.asp?Forum=113&Thread=136605

got there before ya!
:-)

Paul got Heather a plane for Xmas.

And a lady shave for the other leg!

"got there before ya!"
:-)


DOH!

I got this text message from a friend. "Msg from Ann Summers. Thank you for your order. Sadly the red vibrator you wanted in our shop window was a fire extinguisher! Please re-order"

Sounds like my ex was trying to order it ;-)

Liverpool selected as capital city of culture?

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster
was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
I`ve just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That`s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn`t it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That`s because he`s inside your f***ing cat."