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Ok, maybe it`s just that God`s heard I don`t believe in him, but I`ve begun to notice summat weird whenever I take short trips on my mountain bke..

Ok, take earlier, I popped out to the shop to get a pot noodle and.... anyway, As I`m cycling TO the shop the wind is blowing directly at me, making the job a little harder (It`s an off-road Bike, with huuge chunky tyres and a suspension frame). So i get to the shop, I`m in there barely 5 minutes, and as I`m cycling home along the exact same route, the wind has changed and is blowing straight at me AGAIN!

This is not the first time this has happened either, is there a meteorological reason for this? or am Im just hated by the powers that be?

It`s just God being a tosser!

Go out late tonight and set fire to a church!

It works for me!

The same happened to me...every time I ride my bike it feels like I`m going uphill. I don`t know why, I`ve even made sure the bike is in peak condition and the treadmill is at the peak gradient, but to no avail.

OK, poor joke, but I`m only trying to cheer you up mate - it`s obvious you`re on your way to Hell. ;)

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Stantz, if I remember right you like Harry Potter, isn`t that so?

If yes, then sorry, but you are beyond salvation ;-)

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Everyone is entitled to an opinion, no matter how wrong it is ;-)

hey, the pope and certain christianity groups say the pottermeister is fine. I doubt that`s got anything to do with it..


(speaking of which, the 5th book is out in less than 2 weeks.... I feel another thread coming on...)

Oh, and chewie? You remembered my favourite things??? Oh, that makes us virtually brothers!!

<gets emotional>

Stantz, if there is one thing I know about you it is that you`re a Harry Potter nut. (see new thread by erm.... Stantz)

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Stantz, I`m with you there! I cycle to work every day & no matter which direction I`m heading, there`s always a ****ing wind against me!

I thought it was just me he hated!

Short answer? Yes.

;o)

J Mark Oates

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Yes, and with good reason.

YES ! you are being paranoid..............but, just because you`re paranoid doesn`t mean that they (he) are (is) not out to get you!!!

Cheers, Marty :-)