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As theres a new series of Room 101 starting tonight I thought I would start a thread about what you would put in Room 101.

Here are my nominations
Wasps
Boybands
Traffic wardens
Religion
People who drive at 30-40 mph on all roads no matter what the speed limit
Posh People
Fox hunters
the royal family
Astrology and all other superstitious bollocks
the bbfc
Babies

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Middle Lane Drivers who just sit there
Arsene Wenger
Arsenal
Emile Heskey


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Here`s my choice...

Political Correctness

Neil.

Teenage girl gangs.

julianf

The BBC (I disagree with the license fee and its endless repeats);
People who wear tracksuits and do NO sport;
Price fixing CD and DVD manufacturers;
Pop Idol;
Big Brother;
All reality tv shows for that matter.

BMW Drivers.

Reality TV - doesn`t match my version of reality, thankfully

Most of the government and those who want to be the government

BMW drivers - just in case I missed some first time round.

The B******s who have closed my normal route to the office and dug up all the alternative routes.

People who post the same thing time and time again.

My wife, though she`d probably make me redecorate it first

Oh yes, Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen

Just one more....Alan F*****G Titchmarsh!!!!

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Postmen,Alex Ferguson and those Man Utd scum.

[list] [*] People who think all BMW drivers drive like BMW drivers (I bought one WITH the optional indicators and I don`t park it wherever I damn well please)
[*] People who think the BBC license fee is a waste of money (Do you want all our news to be like Sky`s)
[*] The Tory party (Your downfall was amusing but you are just boring me now, up the LibDems)
[*] The BNP (Far right wing extremists pretending to be like the rest of us and exploiting people`s natural fears of foreigners)
[*] The Daily Mail (see The BNP)
[*] The Republican party in America (How about caring about your country and its people for a change instead of making more money?)
[*] The Democrat party in America (Left of the Republicans and still you have far too many members who support the death penalty?)
[*] Anyone who lights fireworks in public spaces (Unless they have permission of course)
[*] People who brainlessly drive at 40mph on all roads no matter what the speed limit (Do you actually know what road signs mean? Or is this just a mental averaging system?)
[*] People who take up the outside lane 10 minutes before turning right (Self explanatory surely)
[*] Postal workers on unofficial walkouts (Not sure what is worse, the lack of any post for a week or the fact that I know some of it WILL go missing when it finally turns up) [/list]

Hell, I better stop now and have a lie down... :)

Editor
DVD REVIEWER

1. Richard Madely
2. Football Pundits especially SUNDAY MORNING BASTARD with JIMMY HILL
3. British Customer Service
4. People who duplicate post ^ RJS?
5. GERMANY (all of it.. well maybe not the beer.. but the rest of it)
6. NPower or any twat who knocks on my door trying to sell me something i already have
7. Ronny Yu
8. Media Students who expect to study film not having "really watched much cinema"
9. Rik Booth
10. ebay non paying bidders

"Just say NO!"

all of the above, plus that money-grabbing, attention-seeking, drug-addled worthless piece of human trash that is Jordan