Page 1 of Valentine poem help

As some of you may know I fancy little Emma who work`s at O`neils pub. She has just told me that she has got a job in spain and is leaving in about 3 weeks, Gutted :(

So what I want to do is get her a valentine card and put in a poem/note that will let her know that she will be missed (and is there any chance of a shag befor she goes ;) )

Nothing soppy but a bit of fun even taking the p***.

A few details to help. She is small, not midget small, but small. Is allways on the go (she can`t sit still for 2 mins). Long hair. Small tits. Funny and she loves mint sause, and I mean loves.

Any Ideas?

Cheers.

All the best,

The 42%er.

Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world.

Here`s a start....

I sit writing this, covered in mint
Hoping and wondering, will you be my bint?

Couldn`t resist un-lurking myself to post a reply to this one...

Quote:
Emma, Emma, please don`t leave
you`ll be very sadly missed
Every night I`ll have to grieve
if you`re not there to get me p***ed

Long hair, pretty, lots of fun!
round and round that bar you dash
I`ll get mint sauce by the ton
if I get chance to see your gash?

They say I`m a poet, although I don`t know it.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 13:36

Why not try the surreal approach:-

Roses are red,
Violets aren`t green,
Who put the cheese,
In the washing machine?

Friends are like Angels
that come from above,
Sent by God for me to Love

So when your sad,
Lonely or Blue
Just remember I`ll always be there for you


If not try

Pain Heals,
Chicks dig Scars
Glory Lasts forever

" AIN`T IT COOL "

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You`ve got small tits
Still I`d love to **** you

No?

julianf

This item was edited on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 14:56

Emma,
You are a gem, a
Picture of long-haired beauty
Skimming around the kegs
As if you had no legs.

Leicester
Will never be the same
With your lack of chest...er...

and

Although I sound a pain -
Can I come to Spain with you?

It would really be a laugh.
I don`t mind if you`re no giraffe,
Although I`ve a few extra inches that would help you out.

As it were.

My collection

This item was edited on Wednesday, 11th February 2004, 15:17

There was a young girl from o`neils
Who loved mint sauce with her meals
I`d love to lick her`s
& pull down her knicker`s
And tickle her where she SQUEELS


SLAP....... he he he

Dear Emma, how much you’ll be missed,
There’s nothing left for me to do, I’ll go get p****d.
You love mint sauce; but have small tits,
You can’t sit still, I once had the squits.

Best of all you are so much fun,
I’m in a lot of sPAIN, excuse the bad pun.
Sad to see you leave,
But it’s for the best,
One thing I’ll always remember,
You flat chest.

Love you lots.

If only you could see the pain
As I sit here in the rain
A lilltle bit of nookie
& mint sauce I will cookie
Before you go off to Spain

or

Now little Emma is Flirty
& I`m getting a little shirty
cause` she`s off over Spain
I`ll not see her again
& I want to do something that`s dirty