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Straight forward question. . .I`ve just turned 35 and I`m thinking what the hell has everybody else done that I`ve not!!!

By the way, if you have, what was your name in the movie and what was the title?

This item was edited on Wednesday, 14th April 2004, 22:52

I have been in one but not "starred" in one.

Ever watched or heard of Television X?........yes!

Seen that show Shagnasty & Muttley?.......yes?

I met these top blokes and chatted with them and they gave me some tickets to Stripper of the Year a few years back and I was on that as one of the guys in the audience that participated in many of the stripteases.

One instance was of a a nice young lady getting me to undo her suspenders but not being that much of a man of the world I had no idea? Then Later Vida Garmen (sp) came on stage and was looking well fit, at the point where she was wearing no undies, I got her to go over to my brother and I just asked her to "get him" To which she stradled onto the sofa he was on and put her special place (covered in cream) on his face and gyrated for a few seconds. Another Instance was when a mate of mine was a bit tipsy and and another young lady thrust her bare cleavage into his face and he for some reason bit on her raspberry and got a slap round the chops.

My girlfreind has said that I could be a pornstar if I wanted but only to earn some cash in a short term, I was even asked to do so but chickened out. The only reason people would be interested in me for the sake of porn would be to see a bloke with no legs s*** the a*** off of some sort.

"This is Nucking Futs!" - Dickie Roberts.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 14th April 2004, 23:22

Ever since I saw Louie Theroux`s show I`ve maintained that there probably a good living to be made as a `stunt cock`. The fact that Shagnasty & Muttley can get laid gives me hope. All I have to do is start my own low-rent porn company and I too can shag hard-up Safeway checkout girls...

I did, and deeply regret it now. It was several years ago (no names given). You might not regret it, for years, but eventually you certainly will.

Classic moment from Orgazmo

"Stunt cock!"
"Stunt cock!"
"Stunt cock!"
"Err Dave, don`t you see a problem here?"
"No"

The stunt cock is black and the the guy who he is stunt cocking for is white! Class!

Gonna have to get Orgazmo on DVD.

"Err...I`d don`t want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Unicorns kick ass"

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Plenty, just not on general release.

Is that you generally didn`t release in them, or that they aren`t available to the public?

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Classic moment from Orgazmo

Hehe, I love Orgazmo. I had a copy of the R2 disc but it was secondhand and scratched to hell so I had to take it back. However, the delayed two-disc SE is due out soon, and reportedly has the following features:

DISC 1
- Anamorphic Widescreen Presentation
- Dolby Digital 5.1
- Commentary A: Drunken Cast Commentary by Director/Stars (including Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Dian Bachar)
- Commentary B: The Porn Stars
- Commentary C: Celebrities that Had Nothing to Do With the Movie (David Zucker, Dave Foley, and "Weird Al" Yankovic among the participants)

DISC 2
- The Book Orgazmo Documentary
- Behind-the-Scenes Footage
- Deleted Scenes
- Stills
- EPK
- Dragon Con Footage
- Theatrical Trailer
- Original 16MM Trailer

Apparently the reason for the delay is that Universal haven`t been able to find a widescreen print of the film, so they`re making a new one! It should have been out on December 30th 2003. Gotta love that Hamster style!

This item was edited on Thursday, 15th April 2004, 01:52

Excellent news! Can`t wait. I have it on VHS taped from Sky Movies when it was on but obviously an upgrade to DVD is essential.

"Ooh the Mormans?"
"Yes that`s right"
"Well, why don`t you two boys just f*** right off!"

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