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Broken a bone
Been arrested
had more than £1000 of my own money in the bank account
Seen the Godfather Trilogy
Eaten a snail, frogs legs, mealworms or locusts
cheated on my wife
Punched anyone in the face in anger
Been to Universal studios
had any kind of invasive surgery.
Been able to see properly out of my right eye
Best limit it to about 10 each, methinks
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Been nowhere
Done Nothing
Stole the T-shirt
My Collection
Watched "Eastenders"
Watched "Coronation Street"
Been the slightest bit interested in conspiracy theories.
Regreted leaving Australia and been homesick.
Been skiing.
Watched "Dallas" or "Dynasty"
Enjoyed drugs.
Been able to play a musical instrument.
Had or wanted a sex change (too immersed in Man Points)
Wanted to go to America,
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Had anything pierced/tattooed.
Broken any bones.
Been abroad.
Smoked a cigarette.
Taken drugs.
Been stung by a wasp/bee.
Owned a games console.
Been bitten by a dog.
Been arrested.
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Shot a man in the leg.
Stuck my finger up anyone`s arse but my own.
Hit anyone who didn`t deserve it.
Been abroad, either.
Owned a cat.
Felt God`s presence
Picked my nose and ate it.
Eaten human flesh.
Slept with Jordan.
Read a Stephen King novel.
"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It`s just not really widely reported."
Thrown winegums at a hedgehog
Levitated an otter
Built a time machine
Eaten a daddy long legs sandwich
glued a banana to a brick
poked a chugger with a spatula
spread jam on the wing of a B-52
met an alien
Frightened a squirell
Hidden a camels top trump collection
Worn my wifes bra and panties
Performed beastiality
Owned a British built car
Watched Titanic
Been able to watch Eastenders
Pinched clothes from a washing line
Robbed from a shop and got caught
Been flashed by a Gatso
Eaten celery
Able to hire a film from Blockbusters without backing it up (oops)
pressed my lips against another human beings arsehole and sucked out a piece of poo.
killed anything intentionally.
My DVD Collection
Been arrested
Driven a car
Been drunk
Shot anyone in anger
Understood Trekkies
Argued with an Irishman
Watched the Star Wars Trilogy (in order, but I mean to)
Enjoyed myself in a nightclub
Lost at Monopoly
Worn female underwear for kinky purposes.
My Top 20 Horror Movies ---- My DVD Collection
Never.... been to New York
Never.....been to Spain
Never.... got totally legless on booze
Never ....slept over at friends house when a kid
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I have never...
Punched anyone
Been to America
Seen Hellraiser
Lived on my own
Drink Drived (if thats a real word)
Been on the London Underground without having a panic attack (claustrophobia)
Been on the Samurai at a theme park
Understood why anyone hates the crazy frog
Eaten anything thats still alive
Edit: I`ve also never had sex in a hay field, next to one, never in one!
This item was edited on Sunday, 10th July 2005, 22:29