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Come on, you`re tempted aren`t you. ;)

This item was edited on Sunday, 9th October 2005, 20:27

Ben... I`m beginning to think you are sex obsessed!! :o ;)

(on the bright side though, this can`t be any worse than the "proper" version, lol!)

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Come on, you`re tempted aren`t you

Nah, not really, but I have to admit, that`s bloody high productions values. Just a shame the girls are unattractive. I really don`t want to watch them having sex, or worse, trying to act
That one second from the left is one of the most ridiculous looking humans I`ve ever seen (pouting like that just ain`t sexy). The one in the middle looks like Kerry `should have gone to iceland` Katona. The only one I`d be remotely interested in is the one on the right.

Expensive CGI and a half decent script (looks quite amusing) is all for naught when
1. most viewers are going to skip through the `plot` to get to the shagging and
2, the shagging parts are so full of fake passion that the rhythm (pardon the pun) of the movie is ruined.

Yes, maybe I`m taking a porno too seriously, but all I can see is moderatelty attractive people screwing up (badum) a potentially good yarn...

From the website:
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The triple disc set offers both Standard DVD and WMV-HD DVD formats of the movie. Additional features include 16x9 Widescreen Format, Bloopers, Casting Video, Photo Gallery, Audio Commentary with the Stars, Behind the Scenes, Visual FX Making of, HD Behind the Scenes, Pirates Short, Bios, Trailers, Chapter Index and No Regional Coding.
actually, now I AM a little tempted

Hulky, surely you`re not referring to the Johnny Depp Pirates movie, i think that`s one of the best things to come out of Hollywood in a very long time

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This item was edited on Sunday, 9th October 2005, 20:41

Obsessed? Is it that obvious? :o

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all I can see is moderatelty attractive people screwing up (badum) a potentially good yarn... Are you talking about Pirates or POTC2? I hated the Johnny Depp one - maybe Pirates will be an improvement?


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most viewers are going to skip through the `plot` to get to the shagging
Exactly right. In actual truth, if I was looking to buy some porn I`d be trying to avoid something like this. I suppose it does have an element of curiousity just due to the fact that they really seem to have gone all out on making this, no expenses spared. Plus HD for a XXX film! :o

1st high budget porn film lol! Downloaded haven`t seen it yet, should be good (afte rI skip the crap parts :D )

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1st high budget porn film lol
Wasn`t there one set in space? Filmed in one of those anti-gravity simulation planes. Included the first Zero-G money shot, if I recall

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I hated the Johnny Depp one

Each to their own. I thought it was a good old swash-buckler. Can`t wait for the sequel

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This item was edited on Sunday, 9th October 2005, 21:29

I think there is also a Gladiator one too, which was mega high budget (well, for a XXX film).

So I`ve been told, of course. ;)

Gladiator Eroticvs? (sic)

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