Page 1 of Things that currently annoy me

Not `general` annoyances,but things specific to the moment..

1/ The new girl in the petrol station that keeps asking my reg ( I pay by fuel card ) despite the fact that my car is clearly visible outside her window :/

2/ The fact that our christmas do is next week >:(

3/ The middle aged woman in the Porsche Boxster who drives in front me at 30mph in a 60mph zone every morning,all the time sucking on a fag so hard that her mouth looks like a cat`s arse. :*

4/ The girls in accounts.Honestly,I can only compare the whooping racket that comes from there as akin to opening the door of a kennel at feeding time.

5/ The twat across from me that ends every call with " thank you much " ( No mistype )

6/ My cat...he`s just living too long..I thought he`d be dead by now.

7/ The fact my gym is £4.05,meaning I have to take exact change or exercise with coins rattling in my pockets.

8/ Americans.

The girl on that Disney ad that says "Mum says its just MMMMMMMMagical." >:(

Lol! Good list...

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The middle aged woman in the Porsche Boxster who drives in front me at 30mph in a 60mph zone I have one that`s the opposite - people (usually BMW drivers) who wizz past at about 50 mph in a secluded/30 mph zone! I just think to myself..."unbelievable...".

Or, continuing the driving theme, the c***s who cut us up, every day on the same f***ing roundabout.

Heres a clue for you: IF YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT ON USE THE F***ING OUTSIDE LANE!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!

Dont cut straight across and then get all arsey when you get beeped for 10 minutes after you, yet again, almost drive into the driver side door.

Oh, and the bastards who drive at under 60 and refuse to move to the outside lane to let you off the slip road. The flash you for nipping in front of them. LEARN TO DRIVE FASTER AND CHANGE LANES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

Top 3 perpetrators:

1) BMWs
2) Mondeos
3) White vans

honorable mention to volvo drivers.

*Serenity now*

Today......

Users.

CC.

Users that having been told a printer which is unsafe to remove & replace with another printer of the same size (HP recomend 4 people to carry), then request it delivered to the ground floor so they can carry it up the extremely narrow & steep stairs themselves.

Personally I would let them f*** up their backs, get crushed by it, but thats not a corporate line I can endorse.

PS They are moving out of this inaccessable office in a couple of weeks time & would want it moved again.



I quite like the Helpdesk people in a benevolent (as opposed to malevolent) way as they do some valuable work in preventing us being inundated by every halfwit who can work a phone.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 23rd November 2005, 14:43

Alloy Bodies Of Manchester.....the Biggest w***ers in the world and complete f*ck ups...... >:( >:( >:(

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Companies that have p**sed me off so much that I will never use them again and I hope you dont either....

Alloy Bodies of Manchester
Orange Telecom
that random dude off e-bay who never posted my pillows!
....more coming soon no doubt.....

Myself and quite often.

All the adverts on this website

Electronic signatures, sorry but they are completely pointless

F***ing virus writers. I`d happily pull a trigger on them

Just got hit with one that seems to have stopped my email message bodies from displaying, think Norton deleted the offending file, but still can`t see email text

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The girl on that Disney ad that says "Mum says its just MMMMMMMMagical."
Arghhhhhhhhhhh! I hate that too. And then when they shout "We heard that!" at the end. How the f*** did you hear that? They are whispering in a whole other room!

I could write a huuuuuuuge list of annoyances, especially now I`m a fully fledged daily member of London Transport.... I hate those f***ing rude people who will literally come and stand right and front of you, or push past to get on to an EMPTY train. Or in fact any god damned train.

And when you get people cramming onto a train, making everyone uncomfortble who are standing up, and then shout "move up". F*** off am I moving up, if that means making me uncomfortable and you (who has pushed on at the last minute, and who I`ll probably never see again) more comfortable. Tossing tossers.